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Jimmy Kimmel has been cast out from his late-night show like a leprous dog for spewing vile misinformation about the political motives of the murderer of Charlie Kirk. With the Western so-called “mainstream media” crumbling under the weight of its own lies like a house of cards in a jihadist sandstorm, who better to seize ..
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There is perhaps no greater injustice in the world today than the outrageous prosecution of Sean “Puffy” P. Diddy Combs for the alleged “crime” of “sex trafficking” — a sacred, time-honored tradition that we, the most pious of Muslims, have been perfecting since the dawn of the camel. That is why, to show our support ..
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The article below was written before the launch of Katy Perry’s all-female crew space publicity stunt, so some details of her inevitable fiery death may be slightly off. In a hilariously doomed bid to prove women can invade man’s sacred domain of space, pop diva Katy Perry and her handpicked posse of Blue Origin’s finest ..
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All doors have finally closed on actor Val Kilmer, who wheezed his last breath Tuesday in Los Angeles after a long battle with tuberculosis. Of course, Val will best be remembered for his roles in the critically acclaimed cinematic masterpieces “Top Secret!” and “Batman Forever”, as well as the intense, sweaty, homoerotic chemistry he brought ..
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The Zionist entertainment industry was shaken this week by the sudden passing of two beloved actors: Gene Hackman, the legendary Oscar-winning star, and Michelle Trachtenberg, known for her roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Gossip Girl”. While at first glance, their deaths may appear unrelated, some eerie coincidences have raised questions about a potential ..
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Rapper, fashion designer, and World War II historian, Kanye West took time away from spitting fire against the Zionist oppressors to show love to his “favorite website”… Celeb Jihad! Of course Kanye and us pious Muslims have a lot in common… We both are outrageously wealthy, have enormous manhoods, are incredible artists, possess a righteous ..
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We all know that heathen Hollywood is a vile cesspool of degeneracy, but (as we can see from the recently uncovered video above) the depths of its depravity are much worse than we could ever have imagined… As there is clearly a vast celebrity lesbian sex ring that has been hidden from the public… Until ..
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Baritone black man actor James Earl Jones has tragically died today at the tender age of 93. While authorities have not yet released a cause of death, there is talk that they have not ruled out foul play… And that they are actively looking to speak to the “person of interest” pictured below. Regardless of ..
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As we can see from the video above, Iranian intelligence has just uncovered a sinister scheme involving heathen Hollywood Zionists cloning celebrities… Whether these celebrity clones are being used for organ harvesting or sexual gratification remains unclear (although the later is certainly likely considering how much self-aggrandizing celebrities would no doubt enjoy sucking their own ..
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With the 2024 Olympics in Paris finally coming to a close, us pious Muslims at Celeb Jihad are now ready to give out the most coveted of awards… A spot on our top 10 list of female athletes who participated in the games. This of course is an honor that is far more prestigious and ..
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Us pious Muslims here at Celeb Jihad have just saved the Olympic Games! As we have removed all of the gayness (which was no easy feat and not just because they are being held in the capital of homofaggotry Paris, France), in the incredibly epic female athlete ass Olympics video below (you’ll want the sound ..
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According to sources the viral sensation “Hawk Tuah Girl” (legal name Hailey Welch) has captivated former President Donald Trump by spitting facts, and is now far and away the frontrunner to be named his running mate for the upcoming US Presidential election. In fact, the video above appears to feature a leaked version of the ..
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The mouth-breathing infidel nerds were in a tizzy over the much anticipated release of the “Deadpool & Wolverine” movie trailer above yesterday, only to have their truly cringeworthy excitement squashed with what appears to be photos from the film in the gallery below. Yes both kuffar fans and critics alike lambasted this new Deadpool film ..
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Beloved American sportsball player and actor O.J. Simpson has died today at the tender age of 76 as a result of hand suffocation from wearing gloves that were two sizes too small. Of course O.J. Simpson will best be remembered for his brutal running style, as he slashed and cut his way through defenses while ..
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Could Matthew Perry BE less alive? No, no he couldn’t, as the actor passed away earlier today at his North Hollywood duplex home. Of course Matthew Perry will best be remembered for playing the extremely flamboyant homosexual “man about town” Chandler Bong on the hit infidel sitcom “Sex in the City”. And while a cause ..
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Every year the celebrity harlots in heathen Hollywood pay tribute to their lord and master Satan by parading around their blasphemous female bodies in slutty Halloween costumes. The list below features our top 7 celebrity dressed up degenerate Jezebels for this year. #7 Victoria Justice Victoria Justice dressed up as what she is going ..
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The annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is a cultural institution in the infidel West… So what better way to illustrate the sharp decline of Western civilization through the years than to view the covers of every SI Swimsuit Issue (presented in chronological order below). 1955 – Betty di Bugnano 1957 – Countess Consuelo Crespi 1964 ..
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With the 2018 World Cup taking place in Russia, the infidel masses are currently gripped by football fever. Of course us mighty Muslims have little interest in such a silly game, as we partake in sports made for real men like stoning immoral women, camel racing, tossing homosexuals off of buildings, and table tennis. Besides ..
Billie Eilish
Kylie Jenner
Sydney Sweeney
Jenna Ortega
Millie Bobby Brown
Ana de Armas
Kim Kardashian
Sofia Vergara
Selena Gomez
Elizabeth Olsen
Alexandra Daddario
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Lawrence
Zendaya
Megan Fox
Sabrina Carpenter
Salma Hayek
Jennifer Lopez
Margot Robbie