Michelle Trachtenberg And Gene Hackman Deaths Connected To A Celeb Serial Killer?

The Zionist entertainment industry was shaken this week by the sudden passing of two beloved actors: Gene Hackman, the legendary Oscar-winning star, and Michelle Trachtenberg, known for her roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Gossip Girl”. While at first glance, their deaths may appear unrelated, some eerie coincidences have raised questions about a potential connection between their passing.

Trachtenberg, 39, was found deceased in her New York City apartment, while Hackman, 95, passed away in Santa Fe (which is considered by some to be the New York City of the American South West). Not only that but both actors have Jewy sounding surnames, died within hours of each other, and as of right now the circumstances of their deaths remains unclear.

This has left many in the Celeb Jihad community to speculate that this may have been the work of an extremely righteous and incredibly handsome celebrity serial killer. Will this lovable scamp continue to take out heathen Hollywood’s biggest stars, thus ridding the world once and for all of the corrupting influence of Satanic Showbiz? Who knows? But one thing is for certain is that if law enforcement comes calling, I, Durka Durka Mohammed have an ironclad alibi for my whereabouts yesterday.