Hawk Tuah Girl Named Frontrunner To Be Trump's VP Pick

According to sources the viral sensation “Hawk Tuah Girl” (legal name Hailey Welch) has captivated former President Donald Trump by spitting facts, and is now far and away the frontrunner to be named his running mate for the upcoming US Presidential election.

In fact, the video above appears to feature a leaked version of the dynamic duos new campaign AD… Suggesting that Hawk Tuah girl’s Vice Presidential announcement is now imminent.

Of course many in the American political arena will be disappointed about missing out on this coveted spot… Especially the Edmonton Oilers flasher girl, who (despite being a Canadian) was considered by most political pundits as the odds on favorite to be Trump’s VP pick earlier this month.

But Hawk Tuah girl’s meme power is certainly far too strong to be ignored, and her message of “spit on that thang” really resonates with the hopelessly depraved American voting public.