Val Kilmer Dead At 65

All doors have finally closed on actor Val Kilmer, who wheezed his last breath Tuesday in Los Angeles after a long battle with tuberculosis.

Of course, Val will best be remembered for his roles in the critically acclaimed cinematic masterpieces “Top Secret!” and “Batman Forever”, as well as the intense, sweaty, homoerotic chemistry he brought to the screen alongside his co-star Tom Cruise in “Top Gun”.

Unfortunately for Val, he was certainly no “saint” and is now surely feeling the “heat” burning in the Hellfire for all eternity—an hilariously ironic end for a famously cool customer who considered himself an “Iceman”.