Boston Bomber Latest Teen Heartthrob

Move over Justin Bieber, Boston marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev is fast becoming America’s biggest teen heartthrob.

According to the New York Post, thousands of teen girls have flocked to Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr to proclaim their undying love for this hunky Muslim terrorist.

And why wouldn’t they? Women love “bad boys” and us Islamic extremists are the baddest boys around. They say Osama Bin Laden got more pussy than Tampax, Mohamed Atta got more head than shampoo, and Ayman al Zawahiri runs through more walls than asbestos.

So of course Jahar Tsarnaev will get more ass than a donkey stable.