Celeb Jihad 10 Year Anniversary Special Blog

Celeb Jihad 10 Year Anniversary Special

In honor of this holy Islamic celebrity gossip website celebrating our 10 year anniversary today, we have compiled the special video below highlighting some of our best Jihads from the past decade. It is hard to believe that this most righteous site is 10-years-old… I guess it is true what they say; time flies when ..

Stephen Hawkings Dead At 76 Blog

Stephen Hawkings Dead At 76

Smart-ass crippled scientist Stephen Hawkings has tragically died today at the age of 76. Stephen was kite surfing off of the coast of the Seychelles when according to witnesses he attempted a risky quadruple front roll and lost control causing him to crash down in a big bang upon a set of jagged rocks. Fortunately ..

Top 7 Actresses Harvey Weinstein Is Rumored To Have Had Sex With Blog

Top 7 Actresses Harvey Weinstein Is Rumored To Have Had Sex With

Heathen Hollywood has just been rocked to its core as a titan of the industry Harvey Weinstein has announced he is stepping away from showbiz amid reports that he has been “sexually harassing” actresses for years. Of course this is ridiculous as Harvey Weinstein is an Adonis, and any woman would be more than pleased ..

Playboy Founder Hugh Hefner Dead At 91 Blog

Playboy Founder Hugh Hefner Dead At 91

Legendary pornographer Hugh Hefner died today at the tender age of 91-years-old. According to a Playboy representative Hugh passed peacefully in his home, and it was the first time in decades that he was stiff in bed without the use of Viagra. Of course Hugh was a maverick and an innovator in the adult entertainment ..

Alan Thicke Dead At 69 Blog

Alan Thicke Dead At 69

Beloved TV dad and “IRS Fresh Start Initiative” spokesman Alan Thicke has died. Of course Alan Thicke is best known for his portrayal of the “Tool Man” Dr. Jason Seaver on the hit 1980’s TV show “Growing Pains”. Alan started experiencing chest pains earlier today after he fixed up his wife’s garbage disposal with “more ..

Prince Dead At 57 Blog

Prince Dead At 57

The beloved infidel minstrel Prince was just found dead in his home in Minnesota. He was just 57-years-old. While no official cause of death has been reported yet, I think anyone who knows Prince’s music will agree that he almost certainly died either by suffocation by velvet, a ruptured rectum from a gigantic oddly shaped ..

David Bowie Is Dead From Ass Cancer At 69 Blog

David Bowie Is Dead From Ass Cancer At 69

British homoqueer singer David Bowie succumbed to his battle with malignant ass cancer and died earlier today in his London home at the age of 69. David Bowie will forever be remembered for his significant contribution to the pop music scene in the 1980’s. First with heading up the boy band “Wham!”, and later when ..

Robin Williams Dead, Suicide Note Leaked Blog

Robin Williams Dead, Suicide Note Leaked

Beloved entertainer Robin Williams was found dead in his Northern California home earlier today in an apparent suicide by auto-erotic asphyxiation. Of course Robin Williams is best known as a member of the early 90’s British pop group “Take That”. Later Robin would launch a very successful solo career in the UK, dominating the music ..

Steven Spielberg Shot Down Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 Blog

Steven Spielberg Shot Down Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17

The world was shocked on Thursday when Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur was shot down near Hrabove in the soon to be Russian republic of Ukraine. Immediately the Ukrainian government and pro-Russian rebels pointed fingers at each other, with each claiming that they had nothing to do with the shooting down ..

Eurovision 2014 Proves That The West Is Doomed Blog

Eurovision 2014 Proves That The West Is Doomed

Eurovision is an annual song competition held in Europe, and is basically the biggest non-soccer related event in Europe. This year’s Eurovision perfectly illustrated why the Western world is doomed, and Islam is the only savior for humanity. For instead of voting for the fertile Polish women performing chores, the homoqueer Europeans chose a drag ..

LA Clippers Make Shocking Trade Amid Racial Controversy Blog

LA Clippers Make Shocking Trade Amid Racial Controversy

Just hours before their pivotal game 5 against the Golden State Warriors, the Los Angeles Clippers shocked the basketball world by announcing that they have traded starters Chris Paul and DeAndre Jordan to the Minnesota Timberwolves in exchange for Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio. New Clippers Ricky Rubio and Kevin Love This trade certainly won’t ..

Epic Liberal Circle Jerk Breaks Out At The Oscars Blog

Epic Liberal Circle Jerk Breaks Out At The Oscars

An epic circle jerk broke out at the 2014 Oscars, as Hollywood’s elite gathered to self-congratulate and smugly shove their liberal agenda down the public’s throat. This year there were no films glorifying the Jews struggles during the Holocaust in contention, so the field was wide open for feminists (Gravity), homosexuals (Dallas Buyers Club), and ..

George Zimmerman Latest Painting Is Of A Dead Trayvon Martin Blog

George Zimmerman Latest Painting Is Of A Dead Trayvon Martin

American hero George Zimmerman, who sold his first painting on eBay for just over $100,000, shows off his latest artistic masterpiece in the photo above. George Zimmerman is calling this painting “Taking Out The Trash“, and it appears to depict Trayvon Martin’s death scene photo. The painting should go on sale tomorrow, and art experts ..

Russian Women’s Olympic Team Wins Gold At Sochi 2014 Blog

Russian Women’s Olympic Team Wins Gold At Sochi 2014

The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic Games do not start until Friday, but the Russian women’s Olympic team has already won gold… gold from Sheikh Yuliqa M’Diq that is. The Sheikh has chosen the Russian women as the winners of this Olympics, and will reward them after the games with gold when they travel to the ..

Philip Seymour Hoffman Found Dead At 46 Blog

Philip Seymour Hoffman Found Dead At 46

Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his New York City apartment earlier today with a heroin needle stuck in his arm… police haven’t ruled out foul play. Of course Philip Seymour Hoffman had an illustrious career in Hollywood starring in such films as “Rain Man”, “Kramer vs. Kramer”, and “Tootsie”, but he will ..

‘Uncle Phil’ James Avery Dead At 65 Blog

‘Uncle Phil’ James Avery Dead At 65

James Avery, the actor who played Uncle Phil on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”, died today at the age of 65. No word yet on James Avery’s cause of death, but police have not ruled out foul play and are reportedly interested in questioning one “DJ Jazzy Jeff” on his whereabouts. James Avery is survived ..

Vin Diesel Poses With Paul Walker’s Charred Remains Blog

Vin Diesel Poses With Paul Walker’s Charred Remains

“Fast And Furious” star Vin Diesel poses with the charred remains of his co-star and good friend Paul Walker in the touching photo above. It really is heart warming to see that Vin Diesel was able to capture this last moment with the badly burned corpse of his friend. Of course the private boudoir photos ..

Phil Robertson From ‘Duck Dynasty’ Arrested For Disparaging Homosexuality Blog

Phil Robertson From ‘Duck Dynasty’ Arrested For Disparaging Homosexuality

Pious Muslim Phil Muhammad Robertson from the hit A&E show “Duck Dynasty” has been arrested on charges of hate speech. Brother Phil made the horrendous mistake of daring to suggest that a man’s anus is not as sexually appealing as a vagina in the flamingly gay United States of America. Below is Robertson’s exact quote: ..