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The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic Games do not start until Friday, but the Russian women’s Olympic team has already won gold… gold from Sheikh Yuliqa M’Diq that is. The Sheikh has chosen the Russian women as the winners of this Olympics, and will reward them after the games with gold when they travel to the ..
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Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his New York City apartment earlier today with a heroin needle stuck in his arm… police haven’t ruled out foul play. Of course Philip Seymour Hoffman had an illustrious career in Hollywood starring in such films as “Rain Man”, “Kramer vs. Kramer”, and “Tootsie”, but he will ..
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James Avery, the actor who played Uncle Phil on “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”, died today at the age of 65. No word yet on James Avery’s cause of death, but police have not ruled out foul play and are reportedly interested in questioning one “DJ Jazzy Jeff” on his whereabouts. James Avery is survived ..
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“Fast And Furious” star Vin Diesel poses with the charred remains of his co-star and good friend Paul Walker in the touching photo above. It really is heart warming to see that Vin Diesel was able to capture this last moment with the badly burned corpse of his friend. Of course the private boudoir photos ..
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Pious Muslim Phil Muhammad Robertson from the hit A&E show “Duck Dynasty” has been arrested on charges of hate speech. Brother Phil made the horrendous mistake of daring to suggest that a man’s anus is not as sexually appealing as a vagina in the flamingly gay United States of America. Below is Robertson’s exact quote: ..
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Nelson Mandela, the voice of such iconic characters as Darth Vader from “Star Wars” and Mufasa from “The Lion King”, died today at the age of 95. No official word yet on what caused the 95-year-old Mandela to pass away, so foul play, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and suicide over Paul Walker’s car crash are certainly still ..
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Paul Walker died today in a car accident in Southern California. According to multiple sources Paul Walker and another person in the car were killed when he somehow lost control and slammed into a post. Of course the irony of Paul Walker dying in a car accident isn’t missed by many, as Paul famously starred ..
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It is reportedly one of the worst kept secrets in Silicon Valley that Myspace founder Tom Anderson is banging Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan. As you can see in the photos below, Tom and Priscilla were recently spotted getting cozy at an underground cockfight in San Mateo. Of course Tom Anderson has long ..
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Anyone who has listened to One Direction’s music can attest to the fact that this boy band is totally into torturing animals. That is why it should come as no surprise that a One Direction fan killed her dog, and then told the One Direction band members about it on Twitter in the hopes of ..
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18-year-olds Katie Gee and Kirstie Trup have been left “devastated” after suffering severe burns in a acid attack on the Muslim island of Zanzibar (source). The teen girls traveled from the UK to try and spread their degenerate Western ways while serving as volunteer teachers at an orphanage. When it was learned that the girls ..
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“Glee” star Cory Monteith’s untimely death from a heroin and alcohol overdose earlier this week is being made into a movie. The film tentatively titled “Zero Dark Cory”, will be a lighthearted musical (of course) cataloging Cory’s meteoric rise from being a homoqueer drug addict in the frozen land of Canada, to being a singing ..
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Outraged by the George Zimmerman verdict, rapper Akon took to his Twitter to propose that every African American move back to Africa. Akon’s idea was immediately and enthusiastically supported by thousands of white Twitter users. Many of them even offered to pay for the transport of the blacks back to Africa. There is no official ..
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Gabourey Sidibe, star of the critically acclaimed movie “Precious”, was released from her enclosure at the Orlando Zoo to testify as the key witness for the prosecution in the trial of George Zimmerman for the murder of Trayvon Martin. As you can see in the video above, Gabourey Sidibe dealt a series of devastating blows ..
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After being released by the New England Patriots and charged with first-degree murder, Pro Bowl tight end Aaron Hernandez has reportedly received some good news as the Oakland Raiders have expressed an interest in signing him. According to reports, the Raiders are in talks with the Massachusetts Department of Correction to acquire Aaron Hernandez, provided ..
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The video above swells my heart with pride as brave Jihadists interrupt a screening of the blasphemous new Superman film “Man of Steel” in the soon to be Muslim controlled country of Sweden. The righteous Muslims could only stomach a minute of “Man of Steel” before being overcome with both rage and nausea at the ..
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Foppish limey comedian Russell Brand has canceled the Middle East portion of his blasphemous “Messiah Complex” tour over fears for his safety (source). Russell Brand had dared to schedule tour dates in the Muslim countries of Lebanon and the United Arab Emirates to spread a message of “love and inclusiveness”. Of course Islam is the ..
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Actor James Gandolfini suffered a massive heart attack and died earlier today at the age of 51. Of course James Gandolfini is best known for playing a wizard in “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, as well as in the new film “The Hobbit”. James Gandolfini is survived by his wife Deborah Lin, 5 calzones, ..
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Lil Wayne is being praised throughout the Islamic world, after a video of the rapper stepping all over the American flag was released to the Web. As you can see in the video below, Lil Wayne is performing in front of what looks like a welfare office when a giant American flag drops down behind ..
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