Russian Women’s Olympic Team Wins Gold At Sochi 2014

The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic Games do not start until Friday, but the Russian women’s Olympic team has already won gold… gold from Sheikh Yuliqa M’Diq that is.


The Sheikh has chosen the Russian women as the winners of this Olympics, and will reward them after the games with gold when they travel to the United Arab Emirates to serve in his harem.


The rest of the Olympics is certainly just an afterthought now. Lets meet the big winners of this most coveted of prizes in the photos below.


Ekaterina Galkina – Curling


Russian Olympic woman



Olga Zyablikova – Curling


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Alexandra Saitiva – Curling


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Ekaterina Orlova – Curling


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Anna Sidorova – Curling


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Ekaterina Bobrova – Figure Skating


Russian Olympic woman



Elena Ilinyh – Figure Skating


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Ekaterina Stolyarova – Freestyle


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Elena Nikitina – Skeleton


Russian Olympic woman



Olga Potalyzina – Skeleton


Russian Olympic woman



Maya Komissarova – Freestyle


Russian Olympic woman



Irina Abakumova – Ski Jumping


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Tatyana Borodulina – Short Track


Russian Olympic woman



Yulia Kichalova – Short Track


Russian Olympic woman



Anna Prugova – Hockey


Russian Olympic woman



Svetlana Kalmykova – Hockey


Russian Olympic woman



Alexandra Vafina – Hockey


Russian Olympic woman



Ekaterina Smolenzeva – Hockey


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Ekaterina Solovieva – Hockey


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