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We all know that heathen Hollywood is a vile cesspool of degeneracy, but (as we can see from the recently uncovered video above) the depths of its depravity are much worse than we could ever have imagined… As there is clearly a vast celebrity lesbian sex ring that has been hidden from the public… Until ..
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Baritone black man actor James Earl Jones has tragically died today at the tender age of 93. While authorities have not yet released a cause of death, there is talk that they have not ruled out foul play… And that they are actively looking to speak to the “person of interest” pictured below. Regardless of ..
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As we can see from the video above, Iranian intelligence has just uncovered a sinister scheme involving heathen Hollywood Zionists cloning celebrities… Whether these celebrity clones are being used for organ harvesting or sexual gratification remains unclear (although the later is certainly likely considering how much self-aggrandizing celebrities would no doubt enjoy sucking their own ..
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With the 2024 Olympics in Paris finally coming to a close, us pious Muslims at Celeb Jihad are now ready to give out the most coveted of awards… A spot on our top 10 list of female athletes who participated in the games. This of course is an honor that is far more prestigious and ..
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Us pious Muslims here at Celeb Jihad have just saved the Olympic Games! As we have removed all of the gayness (which was no easy feat and not just because they are being held in the capital of homofaggotry Paris, France), in the incredibly epic female athlete ass Olympics video below (you’ll want the sound ..
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According to sources the viral sensation “Hawk Tuah Girl” (legal name Hailey Welch) has captivated former President Donald Trump by spitting facts, and is now far and away the frontrunner to be named his running mate for the upcoming US Presidential election. In fact, the video above appears to feature a leaked version of the ..
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The mouth-breathing infidel nerds were in a tizzy over the much anticipated release of the “Deadpool & Wolverine” movie trailer above yesterday, only to have their truly cringeworthy excitement squashed with what appears to be photos from the film in the gallery below. Yes both kuffar fans and critics alike lambasted this new Deadpool film ..
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Beloved American sportsball player and actor O.J. Simpson has died today at the tender age of 76 as a result of hand suffocation from wearing gloves that were two sizes too small. Of course O.J. Simpson will best be remembered for his brutal running style, as he slashed and cut his way through defenses while ..
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Could Matthew Perry BE less alive? No, no he couldn’t, as the actor passed away earlier today at his North Hollywood duplex home. Of course Matthew Perry will best be remembered for playing the extremely flamboyant homosexual “man about town” Chandler Bong on the hit infidel sitcom “Sex in the City”. And while a cause ..
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Every year the celebrity harlots in heathen Hollywood pay tribute to their lord and master Satan by parading around their blasphemous female bodies in slutty Halloween costumes. The list below features our top 7 celebrity dressed up degenerate Jezebels for this year. #7 Victoria Justice Victoria Justice dressed up as what she is going ..
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The annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is a cultural institution in the infidel West… So what better way to illustrate the sharp decline of Western civilization through the years than to view the covers of every SI Swimsuit Issue (presented in chronological order below). 1955 – Betty di Bugnano 1957 – Countess Consuelo Crespi 1964 ..
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With the 2018 World Cup taking place in Russia, the infidel masses are currently gripped by football fever. Of course us mighty Muslims have little interest in such a silly game, as we partake in sports made for real men like stoning immoral women, camel racing, tossing homosexuals off of buildings, and table tennis. Besides ..
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Smart-ass crippled scientist Stephen Hawkings has tragically died today at the age of 76. Stephen was kite surfing off of the coast of the Seychelles when according to witnesses he attempted a risky quadruple front roll and lost control causing him to crash down in a big bang upon a set of jagged rocks. Fortunately ..
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Heathen Hollywood has just been rocked to its core as a titan of the industry Harvey Weinstein has announced he is stepping away from showbiz amid reports that he has been “sexually harassing” actresses for years. Of course this is ridiculous as Harvey Weinstein is an Adonis, and any woman would be more than pleased ..
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Legendary pornographer Hugh Hefner died today at the tender age of 91-years-old. According to a Playboy representative Hugh passed peacefully in his home, and it was the first time in decades that he was stiff in bed without the use of Viagra. Of course Hugh was a maverick and an innovator in the adult entertainment ..
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Beloved TV dad and “IRS Fresh Start Initiative” spokesman Alan Thicke has died. Of course Alan Thicke is best known for his portrayal of the “Tool Man” Dr. Jason Seaver on the hit 1980’s TV show “Growing Pains”. Alan started experiencing chest pains earlier today after he fixed up his wife’s garbage disposal with “more ..
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The beloved infidel minstrel Prince was just found dead in his home in Minnesota. He was just 57-years-old. While no official cause of death has been reported yet, I think anyone who knows Prince’s music will agree that he almost certainly died either by suffocation by velvet, a ruptured rectum from a gigantic oddly shaped ..
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British homoqueer singer David Bowie succumbed to his battle with malignant ass cancer and died earlier today in his London home at the age of 69. David Bowie will forever be remembered for his significant contribution to the pop music scene in the 1980’s. First with heading up the boy band “Wham!”, and later when ..
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