Selena Gomez Nude Tits Out On A Boat

Selena Gomez appears to take her nude big bulbous boobies out on a boat in the scandalous photos below.

Where is the Coast Guard when you need them? Selena should have been stoned on the spot for not only violating Sharia maritime law, but also for bring along these dangerous shoddily made inflatables… For if that boat were to have capsized and the crew tried to crowd on to Selena’s massive Mexican mammaries to stay afloat, they would have soon found out that a back-alley Tijuana tit job filled with refried beans is not very buoyant.

Yes, if a righteous Muslim man were the captain of this boat you better believe that both Selena and her enormous udders would have received a vigorous tongue lashing for their reckless behavior… And then be sent to the bottom of Davy Jones’ locker.