Selena Gomez Celebrates Her Magical Green Card Wedding

Selena Gomez is positively beaming as she celebrates her green card wedding to fugly Jewish music producer Benny “Blanco” Levin in the video above.

Yes, love was in the air as Selena could not stop beaming at her legal immigration status, and she will no doubt always cherish the intimate moment above of Benny filing Form I-130 with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services on her special day.

Of course many had long suspected that Selena’s engagement to Benny was one of convenience, as they are a bit of an odd couple … With us pious Muslims being quite vocal about the fact that even as a hideous ogre-faced Jew, Benny should be able to do MUCH better than some banged out former mudshark, obese, Lupus riddled Mexican … But clearly Benny’s desire to save his shekels by having a built-in housekeeper to scrub his toilets was just too enticing a deal for him.

As for Selena, she now gets to boldly parade her massive Mexican mammeries down the street without fear of being stuffed in an ICE deportation van and then shipped off to a Salvadoran prison pit. So I guess we should say “Mazel Tov”… But we won’t!