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“Jeopardy!” host Alex Trebek is currently in the hospital recovering after suffering a heart attack over the weekend. Alex was awake and responsive when paramedics arrived, but quickly confused and frustrated the EMTs when he kept answering their questions in the form of a question by repeatedly saying “What is tightness in my chest?” According ..
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Drug addict, comedian, and civil rights hero Rodney King died yesterday at the tender age of 47 after suffering a severe brain freeze while gulping down a gas station slushy. King is survived by his 6 baby mamas and 14 bastard children. Many will remember King as the star of the first ever viral video ..
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Fred Rogers was the host of a popular infidel children’s television called “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood” from 1968 to 2001. By all accounts Mister Rogers’ was a morally upstanding man. That is why it should come as no surprise that he tells the sinful infidel children of the West to go f*ck themselves with 2 big ..
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As you can see in the video above, disaster struck on the set of the latest Victoria’s Secret photo shoot when model Sveta Crapova pinched off a log into her panties while being photographed for the summer catalog. Of course women shitting themselves is a common occurrence in the Western world, as they lack even ..
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The infidel masses think Robert Downey Jr is adorable, which explains why he landed a $50 million dollar payday for his role in “The Avengers”. Us Muslims however do not see the appeal of a recovering drug addict that likes to chase balls, shit in a sandbox, and infect babies with parasites. No give us ..
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The movie “The Avengers” has been a tremendous success for Zionist Hollywood setting numerous box office records in its first 2 weeks in theaters. Already it has been announced that there will be an Avengers sequel, which will feature a new superhero, and speculation has been rampant on who that superhero might be… until now! ..
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It has been 27 years since the release of “Back to the Future” a blasphemous infidel movie about a Jew scientist and his teen boy lover defying the speed limit and Allah’s laws of time and space. As you can see, Allah in his infinite wisdom has punished each of the actors from the film ..
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News outlets have just reported that NFL star Junior Seau was found dead in his home in an apparent suicide, he was 43-years-old. Of course as everyone knows Seau made a name for himself in the NFL as punter. Legend has it that Junior’s exceptional skills were developed punting pineapples while growing up on his ..
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Degenerate infidel grandmas get all hot and bothered watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape in the disturbing video above. These old whores marvel at the size of Ray J’s manhood, and stare in wonderment while Kim and him perform the “greek” position of doggystyle. To see what these hags are cackling about check out the ..
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Over the weekend Celeb Jihad received a threatening email from the Malaysian government demanding that we remove our holy Islamic celebrity gossip site from the Internet. The audacity of a country that is a mere 60% Muslim to make demands upon our most respected of Islamic websites did not go unnoticed. This slight against Celeb ..
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Matt Damon is a dickhead. Of course that is hardly news as Matt has been a dickhead for years shamelessly pushing his Jewish liberal social agenda, but this has been a slow celebrity news week… a little too slow. One can not help but suspect that Matt Damon and his fellow dickhead Zionists in Hollywood ..
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Infidel pop music singer and pot-marked oil spill Seal was caught masturbating on live TV during a recent filming of the Australian version of “The Voice”. It has been a tough year for Seal as he was recently dumped by his super model wife Heidi Klum after she miraculously regained her vision after years of ..
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Beloved infidel game show host Dick Clark died yesterday at the tender age of just 82-years-old. Many will remember Dick Clark as the long time host of the popular daytime TV game show “The Price Is Right”. The show featured mindless consumerist contestants guessing the price of poor quality retail items, and was loved by ..
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The Internet was abuzz yesterday after this video surfaced of deceased rapper Tupac Shakur’s hologram performing at the Coachella music festival, and Hollywood was quick to take notice. Well more specifically George Lucas took notice, and in an effort to squeeze every last penny out of the Star Wars franchise announced that Tupac’s hologram will ..
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We have just received what appears to be exclusive behind the scenes video from the set of the new “The Amazing Spider-Man” movie which is due out later this year. If this thrilling action scene of the putz superhero Spider-Man trying to back flip off a wall is any indication, then this movie is going ..
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Rapper Soulja Boy was nearly killed today when a drug mix-up triggered an allergic reaction which sent him into violent convulsions. As you can see in the video above, Soulja Boy takes what he thinks is a big spoonful of crack, but it turns out to be an experimental “job powder” scientists have invented to ..
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Above is the new Morgan Freeman commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Morgan Freeman certainly brings his trademark laid-back style to the AD. Just from the expression on his face alone the viewer can almost hear Morgan thinking “Mmmm mmm dat chikin sho lookin good”. Of course as Muslims we don’t care much for this KFC, ..
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Music legend Whitney Houston died this afternoon at the age of 48. Houston was found dead in her Beverly Hills hotel room where, according to friends of the singer, she had been “gettin her swerve on” with a man named “Jimmy Crack Corn”. Police are not ready to declare Whitney Houston’s death a murder, but ..
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