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It has been 27 years since the release of “Back to the Future” a blasphemous infidel movie about a Jew scientist and his teen boy lover defying the speed limit and Allah’s laws of time and space. As you can see, Allah in his infinite wisdom has punished each of the actors from the film ..
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News outlets have just reported that NFL star Junior Seau was found dead in his home in an apparent suicide, he was 43-years-old. Of course as everyone knows Seau made a name for himself in the NFL as punter. Legend has it that Junior’s exceptional skills were developed punting pineapples while growing up on his ..
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Degenerate infidel grandmas get all hot and bothered watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape in the disturbing video above. These old whores marvel at the size of Ray J’s manhood, and stare in wonderment while Kim and him perform the “greek” position of doggystyle. To see what these hags are cackling about check out the ..
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Over the weekend Celeb Jihad received a threatening email from the Malaysian government demanding that we remove our holy Islamic celebrity gossip site from the Internet. The audacity of a country that is a mere 60% Muslim to make demands upon our most respected of Islamic websites did not go unnoticed. This slight against Celeb ..
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Matt Damon is a dickhead. Of course that is hardly news as Matt has been a dickhead for years shamelessly pushing his Jewish liberal social agenda, but this has been a slow celebrity news week… a little too slow. One can not help but suspect that Matt Damon and his fellow dickhead Zionists in Hollywood ..
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Infidel pop music singer and pot-marked oil spill Seal was caught masturbating on live TV during a recent filming of the Australian version of “The Voice”. It has been a tough year for Seal as he was recently dumped by his super model wife Heidi Klum after she miraculously regained her vision after years of ..
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Beloved infidel game show host Dick Clark died yesterday at the tender age of just 82-years-old. Many will remember Dick Clark as the long time host of the popular daytime TV game show “The Price Is Right”. The show featured mindless consumerist contestants guessing the price of poor quality retail items, and was loved by ..
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The Internet was abuzz yesterday after this video surfaced of deceased rapper Tupac Shakur’s hologram performing at the Coachella music festival, and Hollywood was quick to take notice. Well more specifically George Lucas took notice, and in an effort to squeeze every last penny out of the Star Wars franchise announced that Tupac’s hologram will ..
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We have just received what appears to be exclusive behind the scenes video from the set of the new “The Amazing Spider-Man” movie which is due out later this year. If this thrilling action scene of the putz superhero Spider-Man trying to back flip off a wall is any indication, then this movie is going ..
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Rapper Soulja Boy was nearly killed today when a drug mix-up triggered an allergic reaction which sent him into violent convulsions. As you can see in the video above, Soulja Boy takes what he thinks is a big spoonful of crack, but it turns out to be an experimental “job powder” scientists have invented to ..
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Above is the new Morgan Freeman commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Morgan Freeman certainly brings his trademark laid-back style to the AD. Just from the expression on his face alone the viewer can almost hear Morgan thinking “Mmmm mmm dat chikin sho lookin good”. Of course as Muslims we don’t care much for this KFC, ..
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Music legend Whitney Houston died this afternoon at the age of 48. Houston was found dead in her Beverly Hills hotel room where, according to friends of the singer, she had been “gettin her swerve on” with a man named “Jimmy Crack Corn”. Police are not ready to declare Whitney Houston’s death a murder, but ..
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Proud Muslim superstar M.I.A. crashed the halftime show at the Super Bowl and gave the American people the finger. As you can see in the photo above taken at halftime during the Super Bowl, M.I.A. (Muslimina Infiltrating America) totally upstaged the old hag and Zionist shill Madonna by giving the finger to the millions of ..
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As you can see in the photo above, converted Muslimina celebrity starlets Jennifer Love Hewitt and Miley Cyrus took a pilgrimage to Mecca, and made quite a splash in their sexy all black burkas, turning the heads of many a powerful Muslim man. Yes the virile Muslim men on the motorcycle were quite pleased to ..
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What would celebrities look like if they were Pokemon? It is not something I would ever wonder, because I am a virile Muslim man not some degenerate Jap. However, I did find this image on the matter somewhat entertaining. If Celebrities Were Pokemon was last modified: December 17th, 2017 by Durka Durka Mohammed
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Actor and probably homosexual Tom Cruise set a world record yesterday by inserting the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai into his rectum. As you can see in the photo above Tom Cruise smiles happily as he uses the world’s largest tower as his personal sex toy. Of course this is an blatant attack by Tom ..
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Vinny from the hit MTV reality series “The Jersey Shore” made headlines yesterday when he released a rap song on YouTube with lyrics about “pretend raping” a stripper. Us Muslims are outraged by Vinny’s insensitive and callous use of the holy act of rape. As this Afghan woman who faces 12 years in prison for ..
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Patrice O’Neal died early this morning at the age of 41 from complications of a stroke he suffered back in October. Patrice was best known as the star of the 1970 classic film “Love Story” for which he received Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor. Funeral arrangements have not been announced yet, ..
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