NFL Star Junior Seau Dead

News outlets have just reported that NFL star Junior Seau was found dead in his home in an apparent suicide, he was 43-years-old.

Of course as everyone knows Seau made a name for himself in the NFL as punter. Legend has it that Junior’s exceptional skills were developed punting pineapples while growing up on his parent’s plantation in Hawaii.

Seau is survived by his 4 children and an ex-wife (who was probably a real pain in his ass and feels really bad right now).