Dick Clark Dead At 82, Murder Suspected

Beloved infidel game show host Dick Clark died yesterday at the tender age of just 82-years-old.

Many will remember Dick Clark as the long time host of the popular daytime TV game show “The Price Is Right”. The show featured mindless consumerist contestants guessing the price of poor quality retail items, and was loved by kuffar housewives and elderly invalids.

While the Zionist controlled mainstream media is reporting that Dick Clark died of a “heart attack”, one can not help but suspect there is more to the story. Perhaps one of the past contestants finally paid Dick back for embarrassing him when he foolishly overbid in the final showcase showdown. Allah knows Dick Clark had that coming.