Whitney Houston Dead At 48, Murder Suspected

Music legend Whitney Houston died this afternoon at the age of 48.

Houston was found dead in her Beverly Hills hotel room where, according to friends of the singer, she had been “gettin her swerve on” with a man named “Jimmy Crack Corn”.

Police are not ready to declare Whitney Houston’s death a murder, but they do consider this Jimmy Crack Corn a “person of interest”.

To aid in their investigation, police have released the following photo of what they believe this Mr. Crack Corn looks like, and would like the public’s assistance in locating the man.