Matt Damon Is A Dickhead

Matt Damon is a dickhead. Of course that is hardly news as Matt has been a dickhead for years shamelessly pushing his Jewish liberal social agenda, but this has been a slow celebrity news week… a little too slow.

One can not help but suspect that Matt Damon and his fellow dickhead Zionists in Hollywood are plotting something big. Perhaps another big Hollywood celebrity sex tape, or a new needless remake of a classic film.

Whatever they are plotting will certainly be obscene and an affront to Islam. We can only hope that the mighty saifs of the Jihadist warriors give the dickhead Matt Damon and his Hollywood buddies an extreme circumcision before it is too late.