Beyonce “Blow” Porn Music Video

The creature known as Beyonce just released the porn music video remix to her explicitly sexual song “Blow” in the video above.

Of course this sort of depravity is what happens when you allow a she-boon like Beyonce to write her own music, for her primitive dirt skin brain only thinks in terms of sex, violence, and hunger… And her song about beating her philandering mate Jay-Z with a bucket of the colonel’s extra crispy just didn’t have the wide ranging pop appeal necessary to make it on her album.

Yes based on the lyrics this hardcore sex filled porn music video clearly still did not go far enough to capture the degeneracy being expressed in this song. However, if Beyonce would have stopped gyrating her oversized rump in a roller skating rink, and started deep throating some man meat it would have at least come close.