The Top 12 Celebrity Upskirt Pussy Slips

The holy Qur’an is very clear that the vagina is a disgusting appendage that one must endure purely for the purposes of procreation. However, in the infidel West celebrity harlots are actually proud of their mashed up meat wallets, and head out in dresses and skirts without panties on to show them off to the world.

Below we have compiled the top 12 instances of celebrity upskirt pussy slips. Warning! These photos are not for the faint of heart as they may cause vomiting, diarrhea, and AIDS, so view them with extreme caution.

#12 Britney Spears

Starting us off we have Britney Spears who not only flashes some serious side boob, but reveals her cock box as well. Britney’s sin slit looks a little lopsided in this upskirt photo, it must have been smacked around pretty hard the night before.

#11 Stephanie Davis

Speaking of lopsided pussies, British actress Stephanie Davis’ cum dumpster looks like it has been kicked in the side of the face by a mule as she spreads eagle climbing out of this car.

#10 Beyonce

Try to keep down your lunch on this one, as the creature known as Beyonce flashes her mangled mocha manhole in the upskirt photo above.

#9 Kirsten Dunst

Actress Kirsten Dunst spreads open her disgustingly pale skinny fat legs to expose her dirty little dick socket. Its hard to tell if that is bits of hair or soil covering Kirsten’s filthy piss flaps, but the smart money is betting on it being a little of both.

#8 Tamara Beckwith

English socialite Tamara Beckwith showcases her snatch while exiting a car in her slutty shoes in this upskirt pic. Of all the celebrity pussies we’ve seen thus far Tamara’s is certainly the most halal looking… It is just a shame that it is not covered in a thick bush of musty erotic pubic hair.

#7 Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus foreshadows her eventual transition into a full blown gutter skank by flashing her pussy in the classic upskirt photo above.

#6 Britney Spears

Britney Spears makes her second appearance on this list, this time giving a much clearer view of her oversized silky smooth shaved sin slit.

#5 Lindsay Lohan

You must have known Lindsay Lohan was going to be listed here, as she shows her innovative side by flashing her dangling meat curtains while coming out of a boat instead of a car.

#4 Lindsay Lohan

And just like that Lindsay Lohan makes her second appearance with this photo of her maimed looking madge. Truly a monstrous sight!

#3 Emma Watson

Many people forget that before Emma Watson went all militant feminist lesbodyke she was flashing her cunny in upskirt photos all time. Including in this one in which the naughty minx isn’t wearing any panties.

#2 Britney Spears

Britney Spears makes her third and final appearance on this list as she shows her full pussy lips covered in what appears to be scars from a recent genital warts and/or herpes outbreak.

#1 Paris Hilton

Who else but Paris Hilton the true godmother of upskirt pussy pics could come in at #1. Paris is the forerunner for much of the worst depravity in the Western world today, for not only was she the first to popularize parading around her pussy but she also paved the way for the professional socialite slut. She even launched the careers of the Kardashian clan, and laid much of the depraved groundwork for their success.