Hayden Panettiere Parties With A Topless Beyonce

Converted Muslimina Hayden Panettiere tears her burka while trying to subdue the she-beast known as Beyonce in the photo above.

As you can see, Hayden was having a nice time out reciting Qur’an verses with her male relative chaperone, when she came upon Beyonce running around topless. Like any righteous Muslim, Hayden immediately sprang into action and restrained the nigress beast.

Animal control showed up soon after, and Beyonce was tranquilized and returned to her enclosure. Thanks to Hayden Panettiere’s heroics no one was hurt or “twerked” on in the incident.