Hayden Panettiere Converts To Islam

Good news! Actress Hayden Panettiere has finally seen the error of her heathen ways and converted to Islam. As you can see in the photo above Hayden Panettiere is currently riding a camel through the dessert to Mecca to prostrate herself before the Kaaba for her sins.

Hayden will then offer herself up as a concubine to a powerful Muslim man, and if she is lucky enough to be chosen she will spend the rest of her days servicing him to make up for the considerable amount of sin she took part in while working for the Zionist controlled entertainment machine. However, if she is not picked she will be sent to the salt mines to toil away, and die a painful lonely death.

This is truly a glorious time for Hayden Panettiere as she welcomes Allah as her lord and master. Allahu Akbar!