Hayden Panettiere Bangs A Ghost

Well after years of dealing with celebrities I have finally hit the point were I am desensitized and nothing they do shocks me anymore. That is probably why I do not feel the outrage I should after seeing this gif of Hayden Panettiere banging a ghost.

This is definitely not Hayden’s first ghost f*ck as she appears to be a seasoned paranormalphiliac. You can see how nonchalant Hayden Panettiere is as she rails away at some ancient ancestor. F*cking ghosts is on par with the depraved acts most Hollywood stars like Hayden take part in on a daily basis.

As a Muslim I am appalled by this behavior. We believe that sex should be between a man and a woman (or a prepubescent boy dressed as a woman) and that the woman should be alive, or no more than 48 hours postmortem as is specified in the Qur’an.

Hayden Panettiere will surely burn in the eternal hellfire. For the peace of mind of our dead relatives let us hope it is sooner rather than later.