Beyonce Launches New Career As A Thong Ass Model

The creature known as Beyonce has given up squawking into a microphone for a new career showing off her ass in thongs, as you can see in the video and photos below.

It was always inevitable that a savage Sub-Saharan she-boon like Beyonce would succumb to showing off her big brown bulbous booty meat like this, for despite her best efforts to appear white (with blonde hair extensions and skin lighteners) her dirt skin DNA would eventually win out.

As a pious Muslim man who has frequented the North African slave markets, I can say with certainty that flaunting their fannies is ingrained in every black woman. For it has been an integral part of their mating ritual for thousands of years… Resulting in the evolution of the plump posteriors that they are known for today.