Sarah Hyland Bent Over Nude

“Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland bends over and sticks out her nude ass in the disturbing photo above.

Believe it or not despite Sarah’s pleasingly nubile appearance she is actually an elderly shrew who is 25-years-old. Clearly Sarah’s youthful looks are the results of sinister dark magic, as she is a shape-shifting shaitan who derives her powers from the drinking potions brewed from the tears of Palestinian orphans.

Yes Sarah Hyland is almost certainly a witch, but her naked ass is reminiscent of one belonging to one of our beloved bacha bazi (dancing boys). And so in spite of her Satanic nature perhaps us Muslims will do her the honor of giving her little anus hole a vigorous pounding before we tie her to a stake and set her ablaze with pure Saudi Arabian crude.