Sarah Hyland, Ashley Benson, & Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Selfie Battle

This weekend there was more intense fighting in what seems like a never-ending battle. Of course I am not talking about the fighting in Syria or even the Taliban’s glorious victories over the US in Afghanistan, but rather the celebrity social media sluttery war.

Ever since female celebrities discovered that they could gain the attention of the depraved infidel public through the use of social media, they have been locked in fierce competition to out whore each other and increase their followers on their Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat accounts through the use of slutty photos. This weekend it was “Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland who fired the first shot when she posted the selfie above of her sloppy Jew titties nearly hanging out of her tank top to her Instagram.

It is easy to see from these photos how quickly these heinous acts escalate, and it is clear that peace in this whore war will not come until these celebrity harlots are banned from social media, put in burkas, and get their thumbs chopped off with a scimitar.