Sarah Hyland Dresses Like A Slutty 9/11 First Responder For Halloween

As you can see in the photos below, “Modern Family” star Sarah Hyland dresses like a slutty 9/11 first responder for Halloween.

Even as a Jihadist I find this Sarah Hyland 9/11 Halloween costume to be in extremely poor taste (for we don’t like to gloat). Of course Sarah’s second costume of a mental patient Amanda Bynes is only slightly less in insensitive.

Why must infidel girls like Sarah Hyland dress even sluttier than normal on Halloween? Whatever happened to good old fashioned wholesome Halloween costumes? Classics like “n*gger in a watermelon patch” (black face and watermelon rinds) or “covetous Jew” (prosthetic nose, hump back, and a stack of fake money).

I guess it is just too much to ask that Sarah Hyland not dress like a tremendous whore 1 out of the 365 days in a year. Of course non-stop depravity is to be expected from a girl who would awkwardly try to dyke out with Taylor Swift in the GIF below.