‘Glee’ Star Cory Monteith’s Death Being Made Into A Movie Blog

‘Glee’ Star Cory Monteith’s Death Being Made Into A Movie

“Glee” star Cory Monteith’s untimely death from a heroin and alcohol overdose earlier this week is being made into a movie. The film tentatively titled “Zero Dark Cory”, will be a lighthearted musical (of course) cataloging Cory’s meteoric rise from being a homoqueer drug addict in the frozen land of Canada, to being a singing ..

James Gandolfini Dead At 51 Blog

James Gandolfini Dead At 51

Actor James Gandolfini suffered a massive heart attack and died earlier today at the age of 51. Of course James Gandolfini is best known for playing a wizard in “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, as well as in the new film “The Hobbit”. James Gandolfini is survived by his wife Deborah Lin, 5 calzones, ..

Mindy McCready Dead In Apparent Suicide Blog

Mindy McCready Dead In Apparent Suicide

Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead in her home in what appears to be a suicide. Mindy McCready’s suicide comes as quite a shock as the famed TV psychiatrist Dr Drew treated Mindy on his hit VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab” back in 2010, and completely cured her of all her problems in a ..

Michael Clarke Duncan Dead At 54 Blog

Michael Clarke Duncan Dead At 54

Actor and giant black man, Michael Clarke Duncan died today from at heart attack at the age of 54. Besides starring in the movies “The Green Mile” and “The Whole Nine Yards”, Duncan is probably best known for his basketball career in which he lead the San Antonio Spurs to 4 Super Bowls. The last ..

Actor Neil Armstrong Dead At 82 Blog

Actor Neil Armstrong Dead At 82

Actor Neil Armstrong, who made a name for himself starring in the fake the moon landing, died today at the tender age of 82 years old. Police have yet to rule out autoerotic asphyxiation as a cause of death, but knowing what we do about infidel actors like Neil Armstrong we think it a likely ..

Bill Cosby Dead At 74 Blog

Bill Cosby Dead At 74

The infidel world lost a great one yesterday when Bill Cosby was found dead in his home at the tender age of just 74-years-old. NBA fans everywhere are no doubt extremely sadden by the news of Bill’s passing as he was one of the best running backs to play the game. Our thoughts and prayers ..

Rodney King Dead At 47 Blog

Rodney King Dead At 47

Drug addict, comedian, and civil rights hero Rodney King died yesterday at the tender age of 47 after suffering a severe brain freeze while gulping down a gas station slushy. King is survived by his 6 baby mamas and 14 bastard children. Many will remember King as the star of the first ever viral video ..

NFL Star Junior Seau Dead Blog

NFL Star Junior Seau Dead

News outlets have just reported that NFL star Junior Seau was found dead in his home in an apparent suicide, he was 43-years-old. Of course as everyone knows Seau made a name for himself in the NFL as punter. Legend has it that Junior’s exceptional skills were developed punting pineapples while growing up on his ..

Dick Clark Dead At 82, Murder Suspected Blog

Dick Clark Dead At 82, Murder Suspected

Beloved infidel game show host Dick Clark died yesterday at the tender age of just 82-years-old. Many will remember Dick Clark as the long time host of the popular daytime TV game show “The Price Is Right”. The show featured mindless consumerist contestants guessing the price of poor quality retail items, and was loved by ..

Whitney Houston Dead At 48, Murder Suspected Blog

Whitney Houston Dead At 48, Murder Suspected

Music legend Whitney Houston died this afternoon at the age of 48. Houston was found dead in her Beverly Hills hotel room where, according to friends of the singer, she had been “gettin her swerve on” with a man named “Jimmy Crack Corn”. Police are not ready to declare Whitney Houston’s death a murder, but ..

Patrice O’Neal Dead At 41 Blog

Patrice O’Neal Dead At 41

Patrice O’Neal died early this morning at the age of 41 from complications of a stroke he suffered back in October. Patrice was best known as the star of the 1970 classic film “Love Story” for which he received Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor. Funeral arrangements have not been announced yet, ..

Heavy D Dead At 44 Celebrity Deaths

Heavy D Dead At 44

Rap legend and Bad Boy recording artist Heavy D died late last night when he was caught in a drive-by shooting after a Vibe Magazine party in Los Angeles. Heavy D took the rap world by storm with his smooth flow, and is probably best known for his hit songs “Big Poppa”, “Hypnotize”, and “Juicy”. ..

Correction: Dave Chappelle Is Alive Blog

Correction: Dave Chappelle Is Alive

A few days ago we mistakenly reported that comedian and actor Dave Chappelle had died from an apparent drug overdose. However, as you can see in the recent photo above Dave Chappelle is alive and well! Dave Chappelle still being alive is great news as we are big fans of his work, especially the movie ..

Dave Chappelle Dead At 44 Blog

Dave Chappelle Dead At 44

Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow. Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. ..

Apple Announces Dead Steve Jobs 4S Blog

Apple Announces Dead Steve Jobs 4S

Reports are just coming in confirming that former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead at the age of 56. No word yet on how Steve Jobs has died, but one can only assume it was from embarrassment over Apple’s announcement earlier this week that instead of releasing the new iPhone 5 they will be releasing ..

Ryan Dunn’s Final Moments Caught On Video Blog

Ryan Dunn’s Final Moments Caught On Video

Just kidding! As we reported earlier, it has been revealed that Ryan Dunn’s death was just a prank for the new “Jackass” movie. Those who continue to believe that Ryan Dunn died are embarrassing themselves. Ryan is apparently very pleased with how the prank turned out reportedly saying, “I couldn’t of hoped for it to ..

Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh Macho Man Randy Savage Dead Blog

Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh Macho Man Randy Savage Dead

Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree. Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree. ..

Elizabeth Taylor Dead At 78 Blog

Elizabeth Taylor Dead At 78

Actresses Elizabeth Taylor is dead at the age of 78. Taylor who was best known for her role as the voice of Maggie Simpson in a 1992 episode of “The Simpsons”, passed away earlier today during a routine colonoscopy. “She died with dignity”, said Elizabeth Taylor’s physician Dr Murray Goldstein. “In all my years of ..