Bill Paxton Not Impressed With Oklahoma Twister

Bill Paxton Not Impressed With Oklahoma Twister

As you have no doubt have heard, recently Allah unleashed his wrath upon the heathens in Oklahoma through a powerful tornado that killed 91 people. However, actor Bill Paxton is apparently “not impressed”, and is tired of hearing all the bellyaching coming from the survivors. Reportedly Paxton has told friends that he faced far larger ..

Boston Bomber Latest Teen Heartthrob

Boston Bomber Latest Teen Heartthrob

Move over Justin Bieber, Boston marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev is fast becoming America’s biggest teen heartthrob. According to the New York Post, thousands of teen girls have flocked to Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr to proclaim their undying love for this hunky Muslim terrorist. And why wouldn’t they? Women love “bad boys” and us ..

Exclusive First Look At ‘Fast And Furious 7’

Exclusive First Look At ‘Fast And Furious 7’

We have just obtained this exclusive first look of the yet to be released film “Fast And Furious 7”. After seeing this scene it is clear that “Fast And Furious 7” will be BY FAR the best movie in the series. With “Fast And Furious 6” set to debut in theaters next week, movie-goers will ..

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

Big shot movie star Ryan Gosling won’t eat his damn cereal! As you can see in the video above, Ryan Gosling repeatedly refuses to eat his cereal. Does Ryan think that because he is a hunk he doesn’t need to eat a good breakfast? Ryan Gosling is going to learn the hard way that being ..

NBA Star Jason Collins Comes Out As A Gay

NBA Star Jason Collins Comes Out As A Gay

NBA star Jason Collins has just become the first infidel male athlete to come out as a gay, stating in an article for Sports Illustrated that, “I’m a 34-year-old N.B.A. center. I’m black. And I’m gay.” It took a lot of guts for Jason Collins to make this admission… as fairies like him usually don’t ..

Michael J Fox Takes A Self Shot Pic

Michael J Fox Takes A Self Shot Pic

Actor Michael J Fox just posted this self shot picture on his Facebook account. You may recall Allah has inflicted Michael J Fox with Parkinson’s as punishment for the blasphemous time travel movie saga “Back to the Future”, in which Michael mocks the divine physical laws of nature. If you think Michael J Fox shakes ..

Pope Francis’ Sick Foot Fetish

Pope Francis’ Sick Foot Fetish

Like all Catholics, Pope Francis is clearly a sexual degenerate with an insatiable lust for feet. As you can see in the photo above, this demented pervert Pope caresses and kisses a foot. It is apparently part of some heathen Christian Easter ritual imitating something the Jew god Jesus was said to have done. While ..

Lil Wayne Has Never Looked Better

Lil Wayne Has Never Looked Better

Rapper Lil Wayne has never looked better as he returns home after being hospitalized with seizures from an alleged “sizzurp” overdose. Despite slipping into a coma and having to be strapped down to his hospital bed, Lil Wayne insists that “itz all good”, and that he did not overdose, he is just really good at ..

Harry Styles Gets A Huge Tattoo On His Stomach

Harry Styles Gets A Huge Tattoo On His Stomach

“One Direction” boy bander Harry Styles shows off his new tattoo of a huge butterfly in the photo above. Of course this is the perfect tattoo for Harry Styles, as the butterfly is both beautiful and multifaceted, but more importantly it is the only known insect that can swallow its weight in semen. That is ..

Mindy McCready Dead In Apparent Suicide

Mindy McCready Dead In Apparent Suicide

Country music star Mindy McCready was found dead in her home in what appears to be a suicide. Mindy McCready’s suicide comes as quite a shock as the famed TV psychiatrist Dr Drew treated Mindy on his hit VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab” back in 2010, and completely cured her of all her problems in a ..

Nude Photo Of Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend Leaked

Nude Photo Of Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend Leaked

Notre Dame football star Manti Te’o held a press conference yesterday in which he claimed that he was the victim of a cruel hoax perpetrated by his friend Ronaiah Tuiasosopo. Manti alleges that Ronaiah used 3 stolen pictures and a Twitter account to trick him into falling in love with a fake woman named Lennay ..

Quentin Tarantino Calls Spike Lee The N-Word

Quentin Tarantino Calls Spike Lee The N-Word

The feud between directors Spike Lee and Quentin Tarantino is heating up as Spike told reporters that Quentin Tarantino’s new film “Django Unchained” was “disrespectful” to his ancestors because it features use of “the n-word” some 109 times. In response to Spike Lee’s comments an angry Tarantino told reporters that, ” Spike Lee is a ..

‘Two and a Half Men’ Star Says NBC’s Shows Are Christian

‘Two and a Half Men’ Star Says NBC’s Shows Are Christian

“Two and a Half Men” star and devout Christian Angus T. Jones caused quite a controversy earlier this week when he called the CBS comedy “filth“, and urged fans to stop watching the show. Now Angus is hitting CBS and “Two and a Half Men” even harder by claiming that NBC’s Thursday night lineup is ..

Iran Vows To Skydive From The Moon

Iran Vows To Skydive From The Moon

The infidels in the West are feeling full of themselves after Felix Baumgartner teamed with the energy drink company Red Bull to set a world record by skydiving from the edge of space. Like all Muslims the Islamic theocracy of Iran was completely unimpressed by this feat, and is reportedly in talks with Amp energy ..

Matthew McConaughey Is Dying From AIDS

Matthew McConaughey Is Dying From AIDS

Former Hollywood sex symbol Matthew McConaughey is dying from AIDS. As you can see in the photo above, Matthew McConaughey is a withered husk of his former self, and has already lost over 30lbs in just a few months as the HIV virus ravages his body. AIDS (like all afflictions) is divine retribution delivered by ..

‘One Direction’ Poses For Sexually Suggestive Pic

‘One Direction’ Poses For Sexually Suggestive Pic

The homoqueers in the boy band “One Direction” have created quite a stir by posing for the extremely sexually suggestive picture above. As you can see this One Direction photo is ripe with innuendo, as every member of the group (except for the one playing with his crotch) is flashing sexual hand gestures to tantalize ..

Sequel To Controversial Muhammad Film Announced

Sequel To Controversial Muhammad Film Announced

Famed Muslim directors the Asad brothers (pictured below) have announced that they will be making a sequel to the blasphemous infidel movie “The Innocence of Muslims”, a film which has sparked justifiable violence against the West throughout the Islamic world. The Asad brothers The sequel is tentatively titled “The Prophet Muhammad Rises”, and will be ..

Michael Clarke Duncan Dead At 54

Michael Clarke Duncan Dead At 54

Actor and giant black man, Michael Clarke Duncan died today from at heart attack at the age of 54. Besides starring in the movies “The Green Mile” and “The Whole Nine Yards”, Duncan is probably best known for his basketball career in which he lead the San Antonio Spurs to 4 Super Bowls. The last ..