Myspace Tom Is Having An Affair With Mark Zuckerberg’s Wife

Myspace Tom Is Having An Affair With Mark Zuckerberg’s Wife

It is reportedly one of the worst kept secrets in Silicon Valley that Myspace founder Tom Anderson is banging Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan. As you can see in the photos below, Tom and Priscilla were recently spotted getting cozy at an underground cockfight in San Mateo. Of course Tom Anderson has long ..

Fan Kills Her Dog To Impress Boy Band ‘One Direction’

Fan Kills Her Dog To Impress Boy Band ‘One Direction’

Anyone who has listened to One Direction’s music can attest to the fact that this boy band is totally into torturing animals. That is why it should come as no surprise that a One Direction fan killed her dog, and then told the One Direction band members about it on Twitter in the hopes of ..

Teen ‘One Direction’ Fans Burned With Acid By Muslims

Teen ‘One Direction’ Fans Burned With Acid By Muslims

18-year-olds Katie Gee and Kirstie Trup have been left “devastated” after suffering severe burns in a acid attack on the Muslim island of Zanzibar (source). The teen girls traveled from the UK to try and spread their degenerate Western ways while serving as volunteer teachers at an orphanage. When it was learned that the girls ..

‘Glee’ Star Cory Monteith’s Death Being Made Into A Movie

‘Glee’ Star Cory Monteith’s Death Being Made Into A Movie

“Glee” star Cory Monteith’s untimely death from a heroin and alcohol overdose earlier this week is being made into a movie. The film tentatively titled “Zero Dark Cory”, will be a lighthearted musical (of course) cataloging Cory’s meteoric rise from being a homoqueer drug addict in the frozen land of Canada, to being a singing ..

Rapper Akon Says Blacks Should Go Back To Africa

Rapper Akon Says Blacks Should Go Back To Africa

Outraged by the George Zimmerman verdict, rapper Akon took to his Twitter to propose that every African American move back to Africa. Akon’s idea was immediately and enthusiastically supported by thousands of white Twitter users. Many of them even offered to pay for the transport of the blacks back to Africa. There is no official ..

Gabourey Sidibe Is The Key Witness In Trayvon Martin Case

Gabourey Sidibe Is The Key Witness In Trayvon Martin Case

Gabourey Sidibe, star of the critically acclaimed movie “Precious”, was released from her enclosure at the Orlando Zoo to testify as the key witness for the prosecution in the trial of George Zimmerman for the murder of Trayvon Martin. As you can see in the video above, Gabourey Sidibe dealt a series of devastating blows ..

Raiders Interested In Signing Aaron Hernandez

Raiders Interested In Signing Aaron Hernandez

After being released by the New England Patriots and charged with first-degree murder, Pro Bowl tight end Aaron Hernandez has reportedly received some good news as the Oakland Raiders have expressed an interest in signing him. According to reports, the Raiders are in talks with the Massachusetts Department of Correction to acquire Aaron Hernandez, provided ..

Muslims Shut Down ‘Man of Steel’ Screening

Muslims Shut Down ‘Man of Steel’ Screening

The video above swells my heart with pride as brave Jihadists interrupt a screening of the blasphemous new Superman film “Man of Steel” in the soon to be Muslim controlled country of Sweden. The righteous Muslims could only stomach a minute of “Man of Steel” before being overcome with both rage and nausea at the ..

Russell Brand Cancels His Middle East Tour

Russell Brand Cancels His Middle East Tour

Foppish limey comedian Russell Brand has canceled the Middle East portion of his blasphemous “Messiah Complex” tour over fears for his safety (source). Russell Brand had dared to schedule tour dates in the Muslim countries of Lebanon and the United Arab Emirates to spread a message of “love and inclusiveness”. Of course Islam is the ..

James Gandolfini Dead At 51

James Gandolfini Dead At 51

Actor James Gandolfini suffered a massive heart attack and died earlier today at the age of 51. Of course James Gandolfini is best known for playing a wizard in “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy, as well as in the new film “The Hobbit”. James Gandolfini is survived by his wife Deborah Lin, 5 calzones, ..

Lil Wayne Praised For Stepping On American Flag

Lil Wayne Praised For Stepping On American Flag

Lil Wayne is being praised throughout the Islamic world, after a video of the rapper stepping all over the American flag was released to the Web. As you can see in the video below, Lil Wayne is performing in front of what looks like a welfare office when a giant American flag drops down behind ..

Bill Paxton Not Impressed With Oklahoma Twister

Bill Paxton Not Impressed With Oklahoma Twister

As you have no doubt have heard, recently Allah unleashed his wrath upon the heathens in Oklahoma through a powerful tornado that killed 91 people. However, actor Bill Paxton is apparently “not impressed”, and is tired of hearing all the bellyaching coming from the survivors. Reportedly Paxton has told friends that he faced far larger ..

Boston Bomber Latest Teen Heartthrob

Boston Bomber Latest Teen Heartthrob

Move over Justin Bieber, Boston marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev is fast becoming America’s biggest teen heartthrob. According to the New York Post, thousands of teen girls have flocked to Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr to proclaim their undying love for this hunky Muslim terrorist. And why wouldn’t they? Women love “bad boys” and us ..

Exclusive First Look At ‘Fast And Furious 7’

Exclusive First Look At ‘Fast And Furious 7’

We have just obtained this exclusive first look of the yet to be released film “Fast And Furious 7”. After seeing this scene it is clear that “Fast And Furious 7” will be BY FAR the best movie in the series. With “Fast And Furious 6” set to debut in theaters next week, movie-goers will ..

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal

Big shot movie star Ryan Gosling won’t eat his damn cereal! As you can see in the video above, Ryan Gosling repeatedly refuses to eat his cereal. Does Ryan think that because he is a hunk he doesn’t need to eat a good breakfast? Ryan Gosling is going to learn the hard way that being ..

NBA Star Jason Collins Comes Out As A Gay

NBA Star Jason Collins Comes Out As A Gay

NBA star Jason Collins has just become the first infidel male athlete to come out as a gay, stating in an article for Sports Illustrated that, “I’m a 34-year-old N.B.A. center. I’m black. And I’m gay.” It took a lot of guts for Jason Collins to make this admission… as fairies like him usually don’t ..

Michael J Fox Takes A Self Shot Pic

Michael J Fox Takes A Self Shot Pic

Actor Michael J Fox just posted this self shot picture on his Facebook account. You may recall Allah has inflicted Michael J Fox with Parkinson’s as punishment for the blasphemous time travel movie saga “Back to the Future”, in which Michael mocks the divine physical laws of nature. If you think Michael J Fox shakes ..

Pope Francis’ Sick Foot Fetish

Pope Francis’ Sick Foot Fetish

Like all Catholics, Pope Francis is clearly a sexual degenerate with an insatiable lust for feet. As you can see in the photo above, this demented pervert Pope caresses and kisses a foot. It is apparently part of some heathen Christian Easter ritual imitating something the Jew god Jesus was said to have done. While ..