Lil Wayne Praised For Stepping On American Flag

Lil Wayne American flag



Lil Wayne is being praised throughout the Islamic world, after a video of the rapper stepping all over the American flag was released to the Web.


As you can see in the video below, Lil Wayne is performing in front of what looks like a welfare office when a giant American flag drops down behind him. Lil Wayne then proceeds to repeatedly drag his dirty feet across the flag while mumbling what sounds like verses from the holy Qur’an.



Famed cleric Al-Suq Akweer was the first to praise Lil Wayne for taking this brave stand against the godless Americans by making Lil Wayne an “honorary Muslim”, but only as long as he understands that as a Sub-Saharan abid he’ll have to shovel camel shit, empty our chamber pots, and sleep in the barn.



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