Russell Brand Cancels His Middle East Tour

Foppish limey comedian Russell Brand has canceled the Middle East portion of his blasphemous “Messiah Complex” tour over fears for his safety (source).

Russell Brand had dared to schedule tour dates in the Muslim countries of Lebanon and the United Arab Emirates to spread a message of “love and inclusiveness”.

Of course Islam is the religion of love and peace, and for Russell Brand to suggest that he could possibly spread more of it to us Muslims is heresy and grounds for a beheading in the town square. The Middle East is the most loving and inclusive place in the world just as long as you are a Muslim male (preferably Sunni).