Blog

What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section. Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast. Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes ..

Rob Lowe in Hot Water Again Blog

Rob Lowe in Hot Water Again

LOS ANGELES – Actor Rob Lowe is in trouble again for alleged misconduct with an employee. This time it’s the Lowe’s former gardener Manuel Sanchez who is filing suit. The lawsuit, filed Thursday in Santa Barbara, Calif., says, ” Mista Lowe put his hando inside my el pantos and strummed my chalupa like a mariachi ..

Gary Coleman is a Stuck-Up Piece of Shit Blog

Gary Coleman is a Stuck-Up Piece of Shit

Here is a hot tip from Joey Del Vecchio Hoboken, NJ Ay how you guys doin? I was driving down the Jersey turnpike the other day and I stopped at one of those fuckin rest stops to use the little girls room, ayyy. So I walk into the stall and who do I see floating ..

Fox In Talks With John Mark Karr For New Show Blog

Fox In Talks With John Mark Karr For New Show

We’re hearing that Fox executives are close to finalizing a deal with John Mark Karr to have him host a new game show. You may remember that John Mark Karr made headlines 2 years ago as the loveable prankster who pretended to be the killer of JonBenet Ramsey. The new show will allow Karr to ..

George “Stink Balls” Clooney Blog

George “Stink Balls” Clooney

According to a source close to the situation, Hollywood stud muffin George Clooney has contracted a nasty case of “stink balls”. Our source describes their pungent smell as “similar to brie rotting on a big pile of flamingo vomit”. No commit yet from the Clooney camp. George “Stink Balls” Clooney was last modified: April 12th, ..

Don Swayze’s Courageous Vow Blog

Don Swayze’s Courageous Vow

NORTH HOLLYWOOD – International heartthrob Don Swayze held a press conference today at his sprawling 2-bedroom estate in North Hollywood. Don stated that as a symbolic act of defiance towards the cancer that will surely kill his ugly and less talented brother Patrick, he will eat Patrick’s womanly pancreas when he passes.Thus proving once again ..

Wilmer Valderrama’s Secret Revealed Blog

Wilmer Valderrama’s Secret Revealed

Celeb Jihad has uncovered a closely kept Hollywood secret! Wilmer Valderrama’s remarkable ability to land beautiful Hollywood starlets has been well documented. From Mandy Moore to Jennifer Love Hewitt his list is impressive, but it has remained a mystery how this lispy possible Mexican can pull A-list ass. Well the mystery is solved. We have ..

Blog

An Open Letter From Brad Pitt’s Penis

Dear Brad, What the fuck? What in God’s holy name are you doing to me? Have you lost your mind? You’re Brad fucking Pitt! The Sexiest Man Alive! You have a gift for which any man would gladly give his left testicle. All you have to do is snap your fingers, and any woman on ..

Blog

Corky Facts

By now everyone has heard the Chuck Norris facts. There have even been copycat Vin Diesel and Mr. T facts. Lost in all this hype are the facts about the greatest American hero of America. Of course I am talking about Corky from the hit TV series “Life Goes On”. Corky wears a helmet not ..

10 Things I Hate(d) About Heath Blog

10 Things I Hate(d) About Heath

There are five stages of grief. When I heard that Heath Ledger had died I skipped stages one through four and moved straight on to stage five: acceptance. Apparently I was alone. It’s been well over a week since Heath caught the dragon, but I still have to listen to Mary Hart and her ilk ..