Don Swayze’s Courageous Vow
Posted April 23, 2008
in Blog
NORTH HOLLYWOOD – International heartthrob Don Swayze held a press conference today at his sprawling 2-bedroom estate in North Hollywood. Don stated that as a symbolic act of defiance towards the cancer that will surely kill his ugly and less talented brother Patrick, he will eat Patrick’s womanly pancreas when he passes.Thus proving once again that Don Swayze is more God than man… and definitely better then his brother Patrick.
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