Wilmer Valderrama’s Secret Revealed
Posted April 22, 2008
in Blog

Celeb Jihad has uncovered a closely kept Hollywood secret!
Wilmer Valderrama’s remarkable ability to land beautiful Hollywood starlets has been well documented. From Mandy Moore to Jennifer Love Hewitt his list is impressive, but it has remained a mystery how this lispy possible Mexican can pull A-list ass. Well the mystery is solved. We have learned that Wilmer’s penis is in fact made of chocolate and it ejaculates money.
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