James Earl Jones Dead At 93

Baritone black man actor James Earl Jones has tragically died today at the tender age of 93.

While authorities have not yet released a cause of death, there is talk that they have not ruled out foul play… And that they are actively looking to speak to the “person of interest” pictured below.

Regardless of how James met his demise he will always best be remembered for his booming bass pipes which he used to voice beloved characters like “Chewbacca” in Star Wars and the crab “Sebastian” in Disney’s “The Little Mermaid”.

James Earl Jones is survived by his son Simba who will not only inherit his father’s autographed baseball collection, but will also take over as the new ruler of the African nation of Zamunda.