Interview With Schwarzenegger Maid Arnold Cheated With

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news for dumping his old useless wife for being past her child bearing and plowing years. Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media is trying to make Arnold out to be the bad guy, like it is his fault that his wife is no longer sexually attractive.

These Zionists are focusing on the Schwarzenegger maid, who Arnold reportedly fathered a love child with (which is his right as the head of the household). We here at Celeb Jihad were able to track down this maid, one Lupe Ortiz, in the parking lot of a Home Depot, and got the exclusive interview below (and a handjob).

We are here with the Schwarzenegger maid Lupe Ortiz. First I’d just like to say thank you for doing this interview Lupe.

Si

Now you were the Schwarzenegger maid for many years, and throughout that time you were engaged in a sexual relationship with Arnold is that correct?

Si

Fascinating! What was Arnold like as a lover? I imagine as an infidel he had a tiny manhood and could not please a woman am I right?

Si

Wow juicy stuff! According to media reports you gave birth to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child nearly 10 years ago. Is this true?

Si

And where is the child now?

Si

Oh Lupe you don’t hold anything back do you!

Si

Hot damn you are on a roll. Now lets get down to some of the tougher questions. What were you saying earlier about a $15 handjob?

Si

*Interview stopped for surprisingly pleasant handjob