Zooey Deschanel Caught Out Naked In Hurricane Irma

As Hurricane Irma unleashes her righteous wrath upon the depraved geriatrics and homoqueer Mexican Cubans in Florida, Zooey Deschanel was caught out in the storm naked from the waist down in the photo above.

No word yet if it was the Hurricane that blew Zooey’s bottoms off, or if the allure of 150+ MPH winds caused her to strip nude and spread her legs so that the tremendous force of the driving rain would stimulate her sin button like no bathtub water faucet ever could.

However one thing is for certain, and that is that Allah sends these storms to punish the Western infidels for their blasphemous ways. For it is certainly no coincidence that hurricanes are pummeling the American South, while wildfires rage in the North West, and Mexico is consumed by giant earthquakes, all while the blessed Middle East never experiences a single natural disaster and sits atop the greatest and richest oil reserves in the world… That is called divine justice!