Zooey Deschanel Nude With Her Legs Spread Wide

Quirky “New Girl” star Zooey Deschanel spreads her legs wide in this shameful nude photo.

Zooey Deschanel probably posed for this nude photo to attract more hipster admirers with her beaten up vintage vagina. Looking at this photo there is no doubt that her sin slit has already been pummeled by every struggling artist, vegan food truck operator, bicycle repair shop employee, and artisan cheese entrepreneur in Brooklyn.

Yes Zooey Deschanel’s shaved baby box looks as off beat and eccentric as her persona. If Zooey’s snatch could I’m sure it would love to throw on some skinny jeans, wear non-prescription glasses, and spend a summer “volunteering” in Africa… but really just use her time there fighting dysentery, posting photos to Instagram posing with African children while spouting off about how rewarding it is to be there (despite it being a 3rd world shit hole), and having dirty hostel sex with a skinny ghastly pale Norwegian guy named Bjorn.