Kim Kardashian
The video below is reportedly of a webcam sex show Kim Kardashian made for her rapper boyfriend Kanye West while he was on tour. One can not help but think Kim Kardashian could have made this sex show hotter for Kanye by sloppily eating a big juicy watermelon, or better yet banging her ass with ..
Kim Kardashian
They say pregnant women can get some pretty weird cravings. I wouldn’t know because whenever I knock up one of my wives I make them sleep out in the barn, so I’m not bothered with their lady issues. However, the weird cravings thing must have some truth to it, because Kim Kardashian has been reportedly ..
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has long been worshiped in the African American community as fat ass fertility goddess, but now it appears that Kim is taking her celebrity to the next level by claiming to be bigger than Jesus. As you can see in photo above, the pregnant adulterous mudshark mocks the famous Jesus statue in Rio ..
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As you can see in the photo above, ever since Kim Kardashian got knocked up her already enormous ass has gotten even more enormouser. Scientists in Tehran estimate that if Kim Kardashian’s pregnant booty continues to grow at its current rate, its gravitational pull will begin affecting the ocean’s tides sometime in early March. Yes ..
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have just announced the baby names they have decided on for their bastard love child. If the baby is a girl Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will name her Laquisha, which is a West family name as his aunt, grandmother, and two of his sisters are also named Laquisha. If ..
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Scientists at Celeb Jihad Labs* in Tehran were able to use super computers and the latest in high tech imaging software to generate this rendering of what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby will look like. This photo of Kim and Kanye’s baby is 99.8% accurate, with the .2% margin of error a result ..
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Kwanzaa has come early for Sub-Saharans as famed mudshark Kim Kardashian celebrates this most primitive of holidays by giving the gift of flaunting her bulbous body the bikini pics below. For those who don’t know, Kwanzaa is a time in late December in which the abids take a break from selling packets of “holiday cheer” ..
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Kim Kardashian poses in the slutty lingerie pictures below, while still maintaining that she is a not a porn star whore. It appears as though Kim Kardashian doesn’t know what hypocrisy is, as she once again shamelessly uses sex to sell herself, despite the fact that she claims she is famous because of her “sense ..
Kim Kardashian
The hidden camera video above appears to prove once and for all that Kim Kardashian has butt implants. Reportedly the video above of Kim Kardashian adjusting her butt implant was captured while in her hotel room. Kim recently took a trip to the Middle East, and as is the custom in Muslim lands her most ..
Kim Kardashian
As we reported last week, Kim Kardashian is on a pilgrimage to the Middle East in search of sex with us virile Muslim men. Kim’s first stop was to the pseudo-Muslim nation of Kuwait. However, Kim Kardashian left disappointed as she was unable to entice any Muslim men despite seductively sucking down a large glass ..
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has announced that she is about to embark on a whirlwind trip of the Middle East in the hopes of having her enormous ass violently penetrated by us virile Muslim men. As Muslims we are use to this sort of “sex tourism” by Western females like Kim Kardashian, who are unsatisfied by the ..
Kim Kardashian
In the bikini photos below, the famed mudshark Kim Kardashian emerges from murky waters at sunset ready to feast upon the black mambas that infest the basketball courts and nightclubs of California. These Kim Kardashian bikini pics are a terrifying sight to be sure, as this monster clearly has an insatiable appetite for the dark ..
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Every year it seems a celebrity goes all out with their Halloween costume, and is even able to scare a brave Celeb Jihadist like myself. This year that celebrity was Kim Kardashian. As you can see in the photo above, Kim Kardashian went as a fat blonde herpes-ridden whore for Halloween, and frankly she nailed ..
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The heathen holiday of Halloween is not only a time for Devil worship, but also an excuse for slutty attention whores like Kim Kardashian to wear ridiculously whorish costumes. Of course that is just what Kim Kardashian is doing in the leopard costume photo above. Though it is doubtful that this will be Kim’s final ..
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian shows off her enormous ass crack while wearing a see through skirt and no panties in the photos below. Scientists estimate that Kim’s butt crack is one of the deepest darkest recesses known to man, second only to the Mariana Trench (but with more of a fishy smell). No one has successfully explored ..
Kim Kardashian
Reality and porn star Kim Kardashian was caught pooping in public in the disturbing photos below. Only a heathen celebrity like Kim Kardashian would have the gall to just pop a squat and emptying her colon wherever she pleases. Of course Kim Kardashian is not totally to blame for thinking she can get away with ..
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Porn star Kim Kardashian appears to wear boyfriend Kanye West’s powdery white dried up facial in the disturbing photo above. Kim better be careful wearing Kanye’s spunk on her face around her family as there is not one member (including step father Bruce) who wouldn’t jump at the chance to lick it clean. With this ..
Kim Kardashian
In an effort to prove that she isn’t just famous for being a whore with a sex tape, Kim Kardashian posted the above lingerie picture to her Twitter. This Kim Kardashian lingerie picture does portray her in a whole new light, for not only is she clothed, but she doesn’t even have a black cock ..
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