Kim Kardashian’s Fat Pregnant Ass Got Even Fatter

As you can see in the photo above, ever since Kim Kardashian got knocked up her already enormous ass has gotten even more enormouser.

Scientists in Tehran estimate that if Kim Kardashian’s pregnant booty continues to grow at its current rate, its gravitational pull will begin affecting the ocean’s tides sometime in early March.

Yes it is clear that Kim Kardashian’s rapidly expanding butt poses a real danger to humanity. Anything with that kind of concentrated mass can causes unspeakable damage, and one shutters to think of the devastation it will cause when Kim begins unleashing a steady stream of noxious pregnancy farts.