Kwanzaa Comes Early With Kim Kardashian Bikini Pics

Kwanzaa has come early for Sub-Saharans as famed mudshark Kim Kardashian celebrates this most primitive of holidays by giving the gift of flaunting her bulbous body the bikini pics below.

For those who don’t know, Kwanzaa is a time in late December in which the abids take a break from selling packets of “holiday cheer” on the street corner to celebrate their “rich African heritage” (which presumably means they sit around with flies on their face while dying of AIDS).

Yes the traditional Kwanzaa dinner of government assistance fried chicken and watermelon will no doubt taste a little sweeter this year thanks to these Kim Kardashian bikini pics.