The Hottest Celeb Car Wash Scenes Cameron Diaz

The Hottest Celeb Car Wash Scenes

The video above is a compilation of the “hottest” car wash scenes, featuring actresses like Cameron Diaz, Denise Richards, Liv Tyler, and Jessica Simpson. While I enjoy watching women performing manual labor as much as the next guy, these girls appear to not know the first thing about cleaning automobiles! They are missing spots, endangering ..

Jessica Simpson Needs To Be Milked Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Needs To Be Milked

Jessica Simpson is in desperate need of a milking as her exposed udder appears ready to burst. The primitive infidels once again show their ignorance by not recognizing that fat pregnant sluts like Jessica Simpson need their titties drained regularly or they will pop. The US is on the brink of a natural disaster as ..

Jessica Simpson Announces She Is Getting Fat Again Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Announces She Is Getting Fat Again

Jessica Simpson announced her (fake) pregnancy yesterday by tweeting a photo of her daughter Maxwell next to the words “BIG SIS”. Every Muslim knows that at 32-years-old Jessica Simpson is well past her fertile years, and her withered husk of a womb is incapable of birthing a child. Clearly Jessica Simpson is just pretending to ..

Jessica Simpson Shows Her Fat Titty Cleavage Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Shows Her Fat Titty Cleavage

Jessica Simpson shows off her post-pregnancy fat titty cleavage in the disgusting photo above. Holstein cows have smaller udders than Jessica Simpson. Her baby must have lady milk coming out of its ears when it sucks on these monsters. Jessica Simpson’s enormous bosom is an affront to Islam. Us Muslim demand that she be pumped ..

First Photo Of Jessica Simpson’s Baby Maxwell Jessica Simpson

First Photo Of Jessica Simpson’s Baby Maxwell

Jessica Simpson has finally given birth to her first child, a 327 lbs baby girl named Maxwell Drew Johnson. As you can see in this exclusive first photo of Jessica Simpson’s baby girl Maxwell, she has her father’s good looks and receding hairline, and her mother’s nose and enormous gut. Amazingly at just one day ..

Jessica Simpson Forgets To Wear Pants Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Forgets To Wear Pants

OMG Jessica Simpson is such a bimbo! Can you believe she went out in public, but forgot to wear pants? I mean how stupid is she? Jessica Simpson is going to be so embarrassed when she realizes that she doesn’t have any pants on, and her old, well-used, barren vagina is just out there flapping ..

Jessica Simpson May Have Had a Chardonnay or Two Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson May Have Had a Chardonnay or Two

Everyone needs to cut loose every once in a while, and if I had the type of decade that Jessica Simpson had, there’s a decent chance I would be in a VIP room with a needle in my arm and a handle of vodka trying to figure out what the hell has become of my ..

Top 12 Sexy Jessica Simpson Gifs Jessica Simpson

Top 12 Sexy Jessica Simpson Gifs

Jessica Simpson is fat worthless used up whore. If she isn’t busy stuffing cupcakes down her bloated gullet, she is ramming strange c*ck in her flabby vagina. Now that we got that out of the way. Jessica Simpson is engaged! Yes some poor fool named Eric Johnson has decided to marry Jessica Simpson. Needless to ..

Jessica Simpson Still Really Fat Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Still Really Fat

We have just received some breaking news coming off the AP wire, singer and actress Jessica Simpson is still really fat. This should ease the mind of millions of Americans who were no doubt wondering if Jessica Simpson was still a wide load. Being from the Middle East I can appreciate a really fat woman ..

Jessica Simpson Is Totally Not Fat Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Is Totally Not Fat

Breaking News! Jessica Simpson is totally not fat! Jessica Simpson (the enormous dark blue blob in the picture above) appeared at the launch party for Dove’s new line of chocolates yesterday. Representatives for Dove were confused at first considering this was a corporate event and Jessica Simpson was not invited. An event spokesperson had this ..

Greatest Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pictures Jessica Simpson

Greatest Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pictures

Now that Jessica Simpson has officially got her claws into a new man, former Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan, I think it is my duty as a fellow man to let Billy know what he is getting himself into with Jessica. I am sure he knows that Jessica Simpson is damaged goods. She has ..

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Don’t Call My Fat Sister Fat Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Don’t Call My Fat Sister Fat

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has lashed out at those who call her fat sister Jessica fat. Speaking to Women’s Health magazine, Ashlee said, “It’s disgusting that people would say those things. My fat sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy fat lady.” We here at CelebJihad ..

Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler Hookup Gerard Butler

Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler Hookup

Has Jessica Simpson finally found a new man who can become sick of her shit and dump her? Apparently so, Jessica is rumored to be hooking up with Gerard Butler. Jessica and Gerard both dined out at Soho House in NYC on Tuesday night and they seemed to be getting very cozy with each other. ..

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Jessica Simpson Shows Her Bare Ass

If you are like me then you are probably pretty depressed about Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy being taken by a coyote, and no matter how many coyotes you torture and kill you just can’t get over your depression. Well luckily Jessica Simpson feels our pain. According a Simpson insider, “Daisy was her baby. It’s going ..

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Coyote Sends Jessica Simpson Ransom Note

Jessica Simpson watched her dog get snatched by a coyote on Monday. Simpson still believes her beloved dog Daisy isn’t coyote food yet despite reports to the contrary. Jessica posted this message on Twitter: “Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby…why would ..

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Jessica Simpson’s Missing Dog Daisy Found

Celeb Jihad has found Jessica Simpson’s missing dog “Daisy”. Yesterday a distraught Jessica Simpson went on Twitter and posted a panicked tweet for help. “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!” Not one to stand ideally by while ..

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Jessica Simpson Looks Broken

Jessica Simpson looks like a broken woman in Brazil filming her new reality show, “The Price of Beauty”. In the show Jessica travels around the world interviewing women about what they have to go through to look good. Presumably she is trying to pick up her tips for herself because she has been falling apart ..

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Unfortunate

Saggers: Noun. A woman’s breasts that hang low like that of an elderly woman. Jessica Simpson showed off some majors saggers while modeling an ugly dress yesterday. Jessica is certainly not aging well. She is not even 30 and already her titties are hanging around her pelvic area. I think it is time for her ..