Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Unfortunate

Saggers: Noun. A woman’s breasts that hang low like that of an elderly woman.

Jessica Simpson showed off some majors saggers while modeling an ugly dress yesterday. Jessica is certainly not aging well. She is not even 30 and already her titties are hanging around her pelvic area. I think it is time for her to contact that sodomite plastic surgeon Dr 90210 for a little anti gravity treatment.

No matter what happens this football season Tony Romo has got to feel like a winner.