Jessica Simpson Nude Outtake From "The Dukes of Hazzard" Uncovered

The video below appears to feature a recently uncovered nude outtake of Jessica Simpson stripping off her clothes in the 2005 film “The Dukes of Hazzard”.

This nude scene no doubt would have helped this film land a well-deserved Oscar for “Best Picture” if it was kept in the final cut… For at the time Jessica was one of the most desirable harlots in all of heathen Hollywood, and her getting naked onscreen would have garnered this cinematic masterpiece the attention it needed to win.

Of course it wasn’t long after filming this nude scene that Jessica began shitting out kids and the homoqueer infidel populace lost interest in her, as her bulbous breasts got even bigger and became far too much for the meek kuffar males to handle fantasizing about.

And so Jessica and her gigantic jugs faded into obscurity, and we are pretty sure they haven’t been heard from in years.