Jessica Simpson Needs To Be Milked

Jessica Simpson is in desperate need of a milking as her exposed udder appears ready to burst.

The primitive infidels once again show their ignorance by not recognizing that fat pregnant sluts like Jessica Simpson need their titties drained regularly or they will pop.

The US is on the brink of a natural disaster as Jessica Simpson’s enormous breasts are about to rupture which will cause incalculable damage as her rancid baby milk spews forth flooding the streets and contaminating the water supply as it makes its way down into the aquifers.