Britney Spears And Jessica Simpson Memorial Day MILF Bikini Boob Display

Britney Spears brazenly flaunts their mommy mammaries on Memorial Day in the video above. Not to be outdone, Britney’s former pop star rival Jessica Simpson shows off her own busty boobies in the patriotic red and white striped bikini top selfie below.

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson are what are known as MILFs (Mothers I’d Like To Flog), because both of these washed-up old skanks don’t know when to call it quits and stop prostituting their dilapidated saggy geriatric titties for attention.

In the civilized Muslim world women of Britney and Jessica’s advanced age conduct themselves with dignity and humility, for they know that the only time anyone would be interested in their chest is when we are strapping a martyr vest on it and sending them off to a US checkpoint. Which of course brings us full circle, as Britney and Jessica use their breasts to honor US soldiers who have died, and our elderly women use theirs to create even more of them.