What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

	Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
	Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
	Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
	Sarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
	Miley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
	Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
	Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
	Elizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
	Britney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
	Jessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
	Angelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
	Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
	Jessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
	Scarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
	Madonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
	Natalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
	Jodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.