Dennis Hopper, Star of ‘Super Mario Bros.,’ Dead at 74

Dennis Hopper, the famed actor best know for his role in Super Mario Bros., has died of “prostate cancer” at the age of 74. Hopper’s death comes just one day after fellow thespian Gary Coleman died of a “stroke.”

While the media will tell you that both men died of natural causes, this is nothing but a smoke screen. CelebJihad.com would like to claim responsibility for both deaths, and the deaths of all celebrities over the past two years. This is yet another triumph in Islam’s continuing battle against the Zionist-Crusader alliance. And not to make any threats, but TV’s Alan Thicke should tread very, very lightly.

Allahu Akbar!

R.I.P. Dennis Hopper.