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Just kidding! As we reported earlier, it has been revealed that Ryan Dunn’s death was just a prank for the new “Jackass” movie. Those who continue to believe that Ryan Dunn died are embarrassing themselves. Ryan is apparently very pleased with how the prank turned out reportedly saying, “I couldn’t of hoped for it to ..
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We here at Celeb Jihad have uncovered a few important “Star Wars” lost scenes. First it was Leia fetching Luke a beer. Then we found Darth Vader fingering Leia’s little whore mouth. And now we have discovered another important lost scene, Han Solo groping Leia’s tit. As you can see in the video below, Han ..
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We have just received an exclusive preview of the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex tape video! As you can see in the video below Arnold mounts his former maid Mildred Baena (who appears to be in heat), and proceeds to pound away at her swollen hindquarters. Arnold Schwarzenegger definitely gives that horny bitch his all before having ..
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Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree. Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree. ..
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to announce that when his divorce from wife Maria Shriver is final, he will marry his former maid and long time mistress Mildred Baena. We have received an advanced copy of the press release Arnold Schwarzenegger will be releasing to announce his pending engagement, and have posted it below. First, I ..
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Gangster rapper 50 Cent was on location in “da hood” filming his latest music video, when a crazy old white lady interrupted filming by running on the set screaming gibberish and dancing around. 50 Cent was understandably shaken by the incident and made a quick retreat into his trailer, after which audible sobs were heard ..
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news for dumping his old useless wife for being past her child bearing and plowing years. Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media is trying to make Arnold out to be the bad guy, like it is his fault that his wife is no longer sexually attractive. These Zionists are ..
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A few months ago we uncovered a lost scene from the movie “Star Wars” in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. Now we have once again uncovered a lost scene from the original “Star Wars” movie, that like the first lost scene, does much to redeem the film in the eyes of Allah. As ..
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Eastern European model Anora Xia is taking the fashion world by storm as she has crafted the perfect female body. Too many women selfishly hoard calories in stores of fat around their hips, waist, and vital organs, but not Anora. As you can see in the gif below she has perfected the female form with ..
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US intelligence sources have uncovered an Osama Bin Laden sex tape, from the computers seized during the raid on his Abbottabad compound by the Navy Seals team on Sunday. CIA officers were able to access the sex tape from Bin Laden’s hard drive, and it reportedly features Osama participating in a threesome with 2 of ..
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As respected members of the media we have received an advanced copy of the Osama Bin Laden death picture that the White House will be releasing to the general public, and already we are ready to declare the picture a fake. We had a team of Photoshop experts from Tehran University meticulously analyze this alleged ..
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Well this is just pathetic. In a move that reeks of desperation, the United States is pretending that they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Of course the USA is lying as they are completely incompetent and couldn’t kill their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone hunt down a righteous Jihadist like Osama. ..
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Summer is fast approaching and that means one thing here in Hollywood, big blockbuster movies. However, one movie this summer will surely stand out above the rest, and it is called “I Was Worth 50 Sheep”. “I Was worth 50 Sheep” is the story of a brave man named Golmohammad, and his struggles to find ..
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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, one of the stars of MTV’s hit show “The Jersey Shore”, had his audition tape for the show leaked to the Internet earlier today. As you can see in the video below, Ronnie is auditioning his heart out for the role of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s power bottom boyfriend. However the Jersey Shore ..
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Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested this weekend for something called “domestic abuse”. After reading the police report I was shocked to find out that “domestic abuse” was simply Nic Cage exercising his Allah given right to straighten out his mouthy wife with a few body blows. By arresting Nic Cage for beating his own wife ..
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Kobe Bryant is being unfairly attacked by the Zionist media simply for remarking that an NBA official is a “f*cking f*ggot”. First, how do we know that the NBA official is not a “f*cking f*ggot”? Has anyone even bothered proving that this man does not suck c*ck before lynching Kobe in the papers? Even if ..
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When LeBron James’ mother isn’t f*cking LeBron’s teammates behind his back, she is out spending her son’s money, and getting arrested for assault. According to a Miami Beach police report, LeBron James’ mother Gloria and a friend stood around talking for 30 minutes while a valet waited with her car. The valet says Gloria then ..
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As everyone already knows the “Star Wars” movies were analogies for the righteous Muslim struggle against the evil Jewish empire. Hell even Darth Vader became a major mouth breather and probably sucked at sports once he joined the “dark side” (aka became a Jew). The one thing that always bothered me about the Star Wars ..
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