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Many infidel men like to tell me that the reason they do not require their women to wear the burka is because it is “not sexy”, and that they enjoy looking at the sex organs of random whores. Of course I tell them that they are blasphemers against Islam, and that a woman’s feminine parts ..
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Norweigan terrorist Anders Breivik has the full support of not only Celeb Jihad, but the entire Islamic Jihadist community. Anders is actually quite astute when he ranted against the “Islamic colonization of Europe” as that is exactly what we are doing! European infidel men have long feared Islamic colonization because they know that the Muslim ..
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Academy Award winning director and avid Zionist oppressor Steven Spielberg appears to have been caught masturbating in the video below. As you can see, a man who bears a striking resemblance to Steven Spielberg was caught furiously stroking himself in his cave-like dwelling. If this is in fact the Jew Steven Spielberg, one can only ..
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It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like. Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below. With these findings we are starting to get a clear ..
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Miss California Alyssa Campanella was just crowned Miss USA 2011, and not surprisingly it turns out she is a huge slut. As you can see in the pictures below taken from Alyssa’s Facebook, she enjoys shamelessly flaunting her body and simulating sex acts on food products. No doubt all that practice on food paid off ..
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Just kidding! As we reported earlier, it has been revealed that Ryan Dunn’s death was just a prank for the new “Jackass” movie. Those who continue to believe that Ryan Dunn died are embarrassing themselves. Ryan is apparently very pleased with how the prank turned out reportedly saying, “I couldn’t of hoped for it to ..
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We here at Celeb Jihad have uncovered a few important “Star Wars” lost scenes. First it was Leia fetching Luke a beer. Then we found Darth Vader fingering Leia’s little whore mouth. And now we have discovered another important lost scene, Han Solo groping Leia’s tit. As you can see in the video below, Han ..
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We have just received an exclusive preview of the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex tape video! As you can see in the video below Arnold mounts his former maid Mildred Baena (who appears to be in heat), and proceeds to pound away at her swollen hindquarters. Arnold Schwarzenegger definitely gives that horny bitch his all before having ..
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Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree. Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree. ..
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to announce that when his divorce from wife Maria Shriver is final, he will marry his former maid and long time mistress Mildred Baena. We have received an advanced copy of the press release Arnold Schwarzenegger will be releasing to announce his pending engagement, and have posted it below. First, I ..
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Gangster rapper 50 Cent was on location in “da hood” filming his latest music video, when a crazy old white lady interrupted filming by running on the set screaming gibberish and dancing around. 50 Cent was understandably shaken by the incident and made a quick retreat into his trailer, after which audible sobs were heard ..
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news for dumping his old useless wife for being past her child bearing and plowing years. Of course the Zionist controlled mainstream media is trying to make Arnold out to be the bad guy, like it is his fault that his wife is no longer sexually attractive. These Zionists are ..
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A few months ago we uncovered a lost scene from the movie “Star Wars” in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. Now we have once again uncovered a lost scene from the original “Star Wars” movie, that like the first lost scene, does much to redeem the film in the eyes of Allah. As ..
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Eastern European model Anora Xia is taking the fashion world by storm as she has crafted the perfect female body. Too many women selfishly hoard calories in stores of fat around their hips, waist, and vital organs, but not Anora. As you can see in the gif below she has perfected the female form with ..
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US intelligence sources have uncovered an Osama Bin Laden sex tape, from the computers seized during the raid on his Abbottabad compound by the Navy Seals team on Sunday. CIA officers were able to access the sex tape from Bin Laden’s hard drive, and it reportedly features Osama participating in a threesome with 2 of ..
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As respected members of the media we have received an advanced copy of the Osama Bin Laden death picture that the White House will be releasing to the general public, and already we are ready to declare the picture a fake. We had a team of Photoshop experts from Tehran University meticulously analyze this alleged ..
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Well this is just pathetic. In a move that reeks of desperation, the United States is pretending that they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Of course the USA is lying as they are completely incompetent and couldn’t kill their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone hunt down a righteous Jihadist like Osama. ..
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Summer is fast approaching and that means one thing here in Hollywood, big blockbuster movies. However, one movie this summer will surely stand out above the rest, and it is called “I Was Worth 50 Sheep”. “I Was worth 50 Sheep” is the story of a brave man named Golmohammad, and his struggles to find ..
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