THIS WEBSITE IS FOR ADULTS ONLY
This website contains nudity and occasional explicit sexual scenes. Entering confirms you are 18+ (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction) and consent to viewing adult content.
It is being reported that R Kelly may be investigated by the Illinois police for committing statutory rape. Apparently R Kelly’s current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois, but police are interested in finding out how long ago the couple officially started “dating”. I find this whole situation deplorable. A man as ..
This is a picture of the noted sodomite Perez Hilton with a black eye after being punched by the manager for the Black Eyed Peas, the righteous Polo Molina. It is probably the most satisfying picture I will see all week. If Allah in his infinite wisdom allowed onanism, I would pleasure myself furiously to ..
Blog
Billy Mays, the television pitchman for such products as “Kaboom!” and “OxiClean,” was pronounced dead Sunday morning. But wait there’s more! Not really though. Authorities say Mays was found dead by his wife at his Tampa home. He was 50. Actually, he was 80, but since he died right now they took 30 years off. ..
Blog
I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section. Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted ..
Blog
Farrah Fawcett has died of cancer. She was 62. Although she clearly tested Allah by strolling around without a bra, much less a burqa, I can’t help but wonder if there were more deserving starlets harlots to smite. Far be it from me to question the will of Allah the most wise, but I would ..
Blog
Johnny Depp has expressed interest in joining the cast of Batman 3 as The Riddler. During an interview with MTV Depp said that he is willing to take the role of the puzzling villain. When asked about the likelihood of him portraying The Riddler, Depp simply said, “If the opportunity came, I’d definitely juggle it.” ..
Blog
Jon and Kate Gosselin announced they are getting a divorce, and TLC has temporarily halted production on their show “Jon & Kate Plus 8”. But never fear Gosselin lovers. Spike TV has signed a deal with Jon to do a new reality show tentatively titled “Jon & Cake Plus 6”. Follow Jon as he adjust ..
Blog
There have been a few celebrity responses to the whole Perez Hilton getting punched incident. It is not surprising that celebrities are being sassy towards the noted sodomite and celebrity blogger. No word yet if any celebrities are going to doodle penises on his pic and post them on their blog though. Kelly Clarkson: “I’m ..
Blog
Matthew McConaughey announced that his girlfriend Camila Alves is expecting their second child. He posted the following on his website: “Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date,” McConaughey writes. “We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day ..
Blog
will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is one of our most hated infidels. For years I have prayed to Allah to smite him from the earth. I even went as far as to email my cousin Amin who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Osama Bin Laden’s 11th son to see if ..
Blog
I pine for the days when Hollywood actors were men. Guys that could wear tiny little short shorts and still kick the living shit out of people. Now that is someone I can respect. It really reflects poorly on our society that effeminate Marys like Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson are revered as Hollywood hunks. ..
Blog
Dear Diary: I was attacked by screaming girls again today. They scare me with their demands. They keep calling me Edward and they want me to bite them. I guess it is because I made a stupid movie about sparkling vampires, but I could of sworn I was gay in that movie. I mean I am ..
Blog
MTV star Rob Dyrdek got so drunk with John Mayer on Saturday, that he had to go to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. Whether his stomach was full of semen is uncertain, but I think we all know what John Mayer had planned. Don’t Get Drunk with John Mayer was last modified: April 12th, 2024 ..
Blog
According to the state of California, cutting off your tits and having your clit shaped into a penis can grant you rights to marry the same sex. Chastity Bono, a.k.a Chaz, has just completed the necessary steps to legally marry a girl. When asked what the benefits were of being a male, Chaz quickly shouted “Pistol ..
Blog
In a move to avoid bankruptcy California has fired their state sponsored slut. “The upkeep was just too much. The makeup alone was costing the state as much as our public parks system” said Sally Sutherland a representative from California’s Skanks and Whores division. Californians are understandably outraged by the fact that they are now ..
Blog
For the first time in over thirty years, Pat O’Brien managed to pick up a phone, dial the number of a female colleague and leave a clean, inoffensive message. The achievement comes several months after the 60 year-old O’Brien completed his second stint in rehab. For O’Brien, the compulsive desire to drink and do drugs ..
Blog
Proving that in today’s world you need not be funny or talented to have your own late night talkshow, NBC has handed over Conan O’Brien’s spot on Late Night to the utterly average “comedian” Jimmy Fallon. After leaving SNL to pursue a career as a leading man in such blockbusters as Taxi and Fever Pitch, ..
Kim Kardashian
Millie Bobby Brown
Sydney Sweeney
Kylie Jenner
Billie Eilish
Scarlett Johansson
Sofia Vergara
Jenna Ortega
Margot Robbie
Jennifer Aniston
Cardi B
Sabrina Carpenter
Ana de Armas
Miley Cyrus
Emma Watson
Selena Gomez
Alexandra Daddario
Dove Cameron
Ella Purnell
Jennifer Lopez