Robert Pattinson’s Diary

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Dear Diary:


I was attacked by screaming girls again today. They scare me with their demands.  They keep calling me Edward and they want me to bite them. I guess it is because I made a stupid movie about sparkling vampires, but I could of sworn I was gay in that movie. I mean I am pretty sure I was kissing a boy throughout the entire thing. Oh well.



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