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Everyone knows that Canadians are crazy about hockey. But native canuks Justin Bieber and Alan Thicke took their devotion to a disgusting extreme on Sunday night, defecating on an American flag after Canada’s overtime victory in the Olympic gold-medal game. Bieber and Thicke, both obviously intoxicated, were watching the game at The Canadian Tuxedo, a ..
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Congratulation to Gary Busey and his girlfriend Steffanie Sampson on their new arrival, Luke Sampson Busey. Based on these parenting tips from Gary, we know the kid is in good hands… 1. To avoid SIDS, always place your baby on its back when putting it to bed. To avoid AIDS, wrap your child in latex ..
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Scientists at the Iranian Institute of Beautology have done it! Using super computers and a program known as “The Photoshop” they were able to construct what the world’s most beautiful woman will look like. Praise be to Allah! The scientists using science took pictures of all the most beautiful female celebrities and then started combining ..
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Chris Burke, star of the early 90’s drama “Life Goes On,” is currently the top choice to star in the upcoming reboot of the Spider-Man franchise. An avid Spider-Man fan since childhood, Burke is already getting into character. “You should see how committed he is,” said Burke’s agent Merv Shapiro. “He’s been running around in ..
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Alec Baldwin the head chieftain of the Baldwin clan was rushed to the hospital early this morning. The actor’s publisist claims that Alec is fine and that him being rushed to the hospital was a “misunderstanding”. Boy that ambulance driver’s face must be pretty red. Alec just called 911 because he wanted to be rushed ..
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John Mayer’s penis is at the center of a major controversy. When asked if he’d ever get with a black woman during a recent interview with Playboy magazine the singer revealed that, “I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and ..
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Democratic Representative and Twilight star John Murtha died on Monday at the age of 77, according to media reports. He had been suffering complications after a gallbladder surgery. A retired Marine and a vociferous critic of the Iraq War, Murtha was set to appear in this year’s Twilight sequel, Twilight: Eclipse. He was cast as ..
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“Pants on the Ground” singer and “American Idol” sensation Larry Platt was found dead last night outside a convenience store in downtown Atlanta. According to witnesses at the store, Platt was beaten to death by a group of young men who were loitering in the store’s parking lot. “There were six or seven gang bangers ..
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Haiti’s airport can only handle 130 flights a day. Thank God one of those precious flights was reserved for actor John Travolta. John Travolta has flown aid supplies to Haiti in his own Boeing 707 to assist his fellow Scientologists already on the ground helping the earthquake victims. Dressed in yellow T-shirts, Scientologists use a ..
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CelebJihad.com has learned that Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg is a Jew! Our seven-month long undercover investigation has confirmed that Spielberg, who is currently warping up post-production work on HBO’s World War II epic “The Pacific,” is a member of the Zionist-criminal cabal. While details are still sketchy, we can only assume that Spielberg, ..
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In an effort to boost sagging ratings, Jay Leno will bang Conan O’Brien’s wife when his show returns to the 11:30 pm time slot after the Winter Olympics. NBC executives have confirmed that Leno will bang Elizabeth Powell, O’Brien’s wife of over seven years and the mother of his two children, for a half hour. ..
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The results are in, and alleged al Qaeda member and would-be suicide bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has been voted 2009’s Sexiest Man Alive by CelebJihad.com readers. His wealth, good looks, and fanatical devotion to Jihad were the top-three reasons readers cited when choosing Abdulmutallab. Abdulmutallab narrowly edged out George Clooney, who was the runner up. ..
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TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950’s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the ..
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There has been a lot of talk recently about the new James Cameron movie “Avatar”. Some people think it is a revolutionary work of art, others think it is complete crap. Instead of possibly wasting your time and money actually going to see this questionable film we have provided an image that summarizes the movie ..
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Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times. Brittany Murphy’s death looks like ..
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Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32. Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and ..
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James Cameron’s Avatar opened last night, and audiences were blown away by the audaciousness of the film. In particular, moviegoers seemed both shocked and dismayed by the film’s twist ending in which it is revealed that the planet Pandora was actually Earth all along. Other surprising scenes included a sequence in which it is revealed ..
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Rumor has it that singer Adam Lambert is close to inking a seven-figure deal to host a show on Nickelodeon aimed at teens. If our sources are accurate, the show, tentatively titled “The Adam Lambert Feel Good Rainbow Teen Diversity Hour,” will showcase Adam’s singing and dancing abilities while simultaneously combating heteronormative attitudes among teens ..
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