‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ Must Be Stopped Blog

‘Everybody Draw Mohammed Day’ Must Be Stopped

For those of you who don’t know, today has been declared “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day” by the Zionist-Crusader alliance known as Facebooks. While I often find myself outraged by the actions of the infidels, today I am outraged more than I have ever been outraged before in all my years of outrageousness! The idea that ..

Catholic Extremists Threaten Comedy Central Over Jesus Christ Cartoon Blog

Catholic Extremists Threaten Comedy Central Over Jesus Christ Cartoon

A Catholic extremist group known as the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights has threatened Comedy Central over an upcoming cartoon about Jesus Christ. The group, which revers Christ as the son of God, posted the address of Comedy Central’s CEO, Doug Herzog, on their extremist website. Comedy Central has many reasons to fear ..

Jay Leno Rapes Orangutan Blog

Jay Leno Rapes Orangutan

Now that he is done fucking Conan O’Brien by banishing him to TBS, Jay Leno has moved onto a new redheaded target – the orangutan. A “60 Minutes” undercover investigation found that Leno, unsatisfied with the ass f*cking of O’Brien, has been sneaking into the LA Zoo late at night and repeatedly raping what zookeepers ..

Comedy Central Bravely Surrenders To Islamic Extremists Over South Park Blog

Comedy Central Bravely Surrenders To Islamic Extremists Over South Park

We here at Celeb Jihad would like to congratulate Comedy Central on doing the right thing and censoring the latest episode of the heathen show “South Park”, which continues to commit blasphemy against the blessed Prophet Muhammad. It takes a big man to immediately cower in fear from vague anonymous threats made on the Internet, ..

Jews Ruin Hitler for Everyone Blog

Jews Ruin Hitler for Everyone

We here at CelebJihad have always said that the Zionists are trying to ruin everything. Now, more evidence has come to light. It seems the Jews have gone and ruined Hitler for everyone! Constantin Film, the production company behind the Adolf Hitler film Downfall that spawned hundreds of Internet parodies, has removed all such videos ..

Twilight Eclipse Exclusive Screen Shot Blog

Twilight Eclipse Exclusive Screen Shot

Hey fellow Twihards check out this exclusive screen shot from the new Twilight movie “Eclipse”. I am so pumped to see this movie that my nipples could cut glass right now. This screen shot depicts my favorite part from the Eclipse book. It is when the daywalker Blade comes and takes Edward’s head clean off ..

CelebJihad.com Issues Fatwa Against South Park Creators Blog

CelebJihad.com Issues Fatwa Against South Park Creators

There has been a lot of ink from the mainstream Jew media bashing our brethren at RevolutionMuslim.com for making a post suggesting that Muslims should kill South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker for their most recent blasphemous episode in which they depict the blessed Prophet Mohammed in a bear costume. Though most of ..

Hugh Jackman Contracts Nasty Case Of Down Syndrome Blog

Hugh Jackman Contracts Nasty Case Of Down Syndrome

Actor and masturbation fodder for middle aged women, Hugh Jackman has contracted a nasty case of down syndrome. As is evident from the photo above Hugh is now a full on tard. Hugh was seen playing in the ocean waves for over an hour before eating a fist full of sand then falling asleep for ..

James Van Der Beek & Girlfriend Expecting a Bastard Child Blog

James Van Der Beek & Girlfriend Expecting a Bastard Child

James Van Der Beek and his girlfriend, Kimberly Brook, are expecting a bastard child this fall, CelebJihad has confirmed. The 33-year-old actor confirmed the putrid abomination against Allah on his Twitter. “Yes, it’s true – the woman I love and I are expecting our first child,” he defiantly wrote, mocking sharia law. “Experiencing joy on ..

Jay Leno Admits April Fool’s Joke: Only Conan Got Screwed Blog

Jay Leno Admits April Fool’s Joke: Only Conan Got Screwed

Funny man Jay Leno has done it again with another hilarious joke at Conan O’Brien’s expense. During an interview with noted Mossad agent Joy Behar, Leno claimed that both he and Conan “got screwed” by NBC. But just hours later, Leno explained that it was an April Fool’s joke, and that clearly Conan was the ..

Ricky Martin Is NOT Gay Blog

Ricky Martin Is NOT Gay

For the first time in 50 years Ricky Martin made headlines yesterday with the announcement that he is a “gay”. Nice try Mr Martin but I think I’d know a gay man when I see one and you sir are no gay. First off you are far too muscly to be a gay. Gays are ..

Playgirl Offers Jesse James $500,000 To Pose Nude Blog

Playgirl Offers Jesse James $500,000 To Pose Nude

Playgirl magazine is reportedly offering serial adulterer Jesse James, $500,000 to pose nude in its magazine. Because if there is one thing that gets women turned on, it is a cheating husband especially if he has been accused of sexually harassing and even raping women. Jesse James may be what some people would call “fugly”, ..

12 Anti-Irish Cartoons for St. Patrick’s Day Blog

12 Anti-Irish Cartoons for St. Patrick’s Day

Immigrants often get a bad rap in the West. For the most part, it’s undeserved. A few bad apples (like myself) blow up a bus, behead a cartoonist, or set an unchaste woman on fire, and everyone overreacts and screams for deportations. It’s ridiculous. After all, if we are all deported, who will do the ..

Corey Feldman Found Alive Blog

Corey Feldman Found Alive

Former child star Corey Feldman was found alive this morning outside of a Norm’s Restaurant in Los Feliz, according to the LAPD. Police tell us they were called to the diner shortly before 8 AM PT to investigate. Police were shocked to find that Feldman was responsive. The actor refused the officers repeated attempts to ..

Larry King Outlives Corey Haim Blog

Larry King Outlives Corey Haim

Actor Corey Haim was found dead this morning in his Burbank apartment. The mainstream media will tell you that the 80’s heartthrob died of an “accidental drug overdose,” the same excuse they always use when a cover up is afoot. But the fact of the matter is that Corey, like so many of his celebrity ..

Ben Roethlisberger Claims He was Sexually Assaulted Blog

Ben Roethlisberger Claims He was Sexually Assaulted

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. – Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger told police that a 20-year-old college student sexually assaulted him in the women’s room of a Milledgeville, Ga nightclub on Friday. Law enforcement sources tell CelebJihad that Roethlisberger claims he was inside the women’s restroom, “sitting down to have a pee pee” like he always does, when ..

10 Fatass Oscar Winners Blog

10 Fatass Oscar Winners

When you think of Oscar night, images of fake-breasted starlets in low-cut dresses and chiseled–jawed actors in tuxedos probably come to mind. On the contrary, the image of a greased up fatass being wedged into whatever outfit was available at the big-and-tall store usually isn’t associated with the Academy Awards. But from time to time, ..

The Jonas Brothers Molest A Fat Man Blog

The Jonas Brothers Molest A Fat Man

Wow just look at this picture of the Jonas Brothers attacking a fat man on the beach. These little punks think that because they are celebrities they can do whatever they want. From what I can gather from this picture Jonas Brothers, Nick and older brother Ugly Jonas were walking down the beach when their ..